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    You guys ever find someone (female) that loves it in the ass, but wont do it unless its like f-ing a leap year???

    I dont get it, I've only come across a few women in my life that will do that, and i finaly find one (um-not my wife, btw) and she fing loves it, but its like i cant ever get her to do it.

    I got her drunk off her ass a couple weeks ago, so im like sticking my finger in her butt, while railing her from behind. She's like Omg keep doing that, no put your cock in my ass, omg i love it!!

    Ok, so we go from that, to now when she says no- stop it, stop touching my ass.... wtf??

    So what gives? you dudes ever come across this?
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    It just so happens that this is my specialty, being a sexual deviant and all.

    Sounds like what we have here is an ASS poser. When they have a little to drink, they become your personal slut, and try to please you any way possible, even if it kills them, or thier ASS in this case. My woman said she likes it too, but the last time i fucked her that way she bled all over the blankets and had to keep poppin motrins all night to keep the abdominal pain down so she could sleep(and I dont even have a big dick!). Does that sound like fun?? HELL NO! Then why do they say they like it? To sound sexy/slutty to thier man. So I say keep exploiting thier tiny little bums until they throw in the towel!!!

    P.S. motion lotion and other fine edibble lubricants really work wonders on the brown eye
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    Hmmm.... strange. You could be right. She serioulsy had me fooled. It could be a combo of both, like she loves it, but then fing hates it later cause its so painful???

    i dont know, i've never had something in my ass...

    this would be a good question for presser... haa haa!!! j/k but i do remember a dildo question a while back....
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    lol thats funny, i remember presser talking about some dildo's to, hopefully he can chime in on the conv. and gives us his much creditable advice.
     

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    Ummm... yeah. Its like he wanted to come out in that thread, but then got a lot of crap for it. -lol... I dont know man, chicks have played with my butt before, but dude, that just feaks me out.
     

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    I know, this is Irishpride's territory, but my opinion - When she is drunk she lets loose
    and loves being nasty - if she aint drunk she probably thinks you will think she is a
    nasty ho if she lets you go there. Little do they know we LIKE nasty ho's. I know if
    my old lady's drunk anything goes. If she aint she can act like a prude who is above
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    I gotta tell you norm, I've met chicks who wanted it there the first night, others like you are describing, and others that freak out the first time I touched it. Some girls just love it, but most have to be convinced that it's enjoyable. And then for them to keep enjoying it you have to make it. I gotta tell you...a little pink dildo going on the front at the same time will do wonders for her, but that's just my experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    Hmmm.... strange. You could be right. She serioulsy had me fooled. It could be a combo of both, like she loves it, but then fing hates it later cause its so painful???

    ....
    I think it is like a love/hate thing. My girl sometimes likes it, but not "usually". If she is relaxed/drunk/whatever she is more likely to do it. And she is usually down to do it when she's on the rag. Im not a red-winger and ironically, like alot of women, she's most horny at this time so shes down as long as she gets hers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigworm6
    lol thats funny, i remember presser talking about some dildo's to, hopefully he can chime in on the conv. and gives us his much creditable advice.
    that's so freaking funny you say that. I have that in the back of my head too and every time I see presser I think of that. LMAO!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    You guys ever find someone (female) that loves it in the ass, but wont do it unless its like f-ing a leap year???

    I dont get it, I've only come across a few women in my life that will do that, and i finaly find one (um-not my wife, btw) and she fing loves it, but its like i cant ever get her to do it.

    I got her drunk off her ass a couple weeks ago, so im like sticking my finger in her butt, while railing her from behind. She's like Omg keep doing that, no put your cock in my ass, omg i love it!!

    Ok, so we go from that, to now when she says no- stop it, stop touching my ass.... wtf??

    So what gives? you dudes ever come across this?

    ITS BECAUSE SHE HAS TO SHIT OR IS CONSTIPATED, OTHERWISE SHE WOULD LOVE IT IN THE ASS, THATS MY TAKE ON IT WHEN WOMEN LOVE IT AND THEN SAY NO TO IT OTHER TIMES,

    ALSO YOU CHEAT ON UR WIFE U SCUMBAG?MLOL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    I know, this is Irishpride's territory, but my opinion - When she is drunk she lets loose
    and loves being nasty - if she aint drunk she probably thinks you will think she is a
    nasty ho if she lets you go there. Little do they know we LIKE nasty ho's. I know if
    my old lady's drunk anything goes. If she aint she can act like a prude who is above
    all that.
    You sure we don't have the same old lady LOL!!!!!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser
    ITS BECAUSE SHE HAS TO SHIT OR IS CONSTIPATED, OTHERWISE SHE WOULD LOVE IT IN THE ASS, THATS MY TAKE ON IT WHEN WOMEN LOVE IT AND THEN SAY NO TO IT OTHER TIMES,

    ALSO YOU CHEAT ON UR WIFE U SCUMBAG?MLOL?
    Lmao, thats to much....lol I never thought I would hear myself say it but this kinda disturbs me...lol
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    ahh the wonderful art of assfucking...so far i have been lucky enough to find woman (sheep and midgets) who allow me the satisfaction of sticking it in there ass simply because its tight and degrading and that to me is a win win situation, i wont bang other woman (sheep,midgets) if i am allowed this one guilty pleasure so its more of an understanding if anything, you need to come to this understanding wtih her and if she doesnt i suggest next available chance you pink sock her
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    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    looks like im alittle late for this con vo but........ the girl im seeing now LOVES it in her ass. But what kinda erks me is that everytime we have sex she wants it. NOW dnt get me know i love doin it once in a while but damn EVERYDAY. sometimes its clean sometimes it aint....... that shit scares the hell outta me
     

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    Ass sex is the best. Just wash it off after...

    yes presss- i thought id be a good boy once i got married. But f-me, the test just makes me want to f-all day. Fucking wife is like marry poppins, and only wants it like once a week. So i needs something on the side when im on cycle or I seriously want to kill something.
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    LMAO @ this post...hope it keeps going
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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    Ass sex is the best. Just wash it off after...

    yes presss- i thought id be a good boy once i got married. But f-me, the test just makes me want to f-all day. Fucking wife is like marry poppins, and only wants it like once a week. So i needs something on the side when im on cycle or I seriously want to kill something.
    Thats my Man!! I get sex constantly, but I still fuck around. As a matter of fact I just got caught recently, but after a few O's, everything was forgotten! I love It!!
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    OK, two cents from an expert ass driller....

    Some activities are highly pleasurable, in particular rimming (tonguing the ass) and gentle finger play. Both make the person want it *bad.*

    On the other hand, some things are *not* so pleasurable. Generally a finger is much harder and abrasive than a dick, so even if your partner appears to enjoy a deep fingering, there is a pain/pleasure thing going on, and the pain & soreness lasts longer.

    The ass is pretty damned stretched out during anal sex, so if you're gonna do it, you *MUST* lubricate and lubricate well. Saliva might get you in andfeel good to you, but it wont last long enough for your partner (although pulling 3/4 out, and spitting on your dick and then slowly re-entering is usually pretty damned hot) The NUMBER ONE lubricant (lasts forever, even till the next morning, with no stinging or astringency) is Gun Oil.

    Plus, if your partner has to pee or shit, they're going to find a way (playfully, politely, or otherwise) refuse.

    So, if its booty you want, use SHALLOW finger play, LUBED dick play, Tongued Foreplay, and go easy on the first few strokes till shes used to it. 9 shallow strokes, followed by one deep thrust, then 8 shallow strokes & 2 deep thrusts, 7 shallow/3 deep, etc., is a great way to open up a partner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samax64
    You sure we don't have the same old lady LOL!!!!!
    are you the guy with the beard she keeps bringing home??
    Hey, gun oil?? must make it easier to "shoot"!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    are you the guy with the beard she keeps bringing home??
    Hey, gun oil?? must make it easier to "shoot"!!

    LOL!! not the breaded one LOL!!!
     

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    The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
    how did that end - with you saying "OPP'S, sorry"
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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
    i would have donkey punched her and said shut up
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    I've had girls who loved it and some who were open to it but not at the top of their list of things they would like to do. It's not really my favorite thing to do because of all the hassle and possible complications but it's hot once in a while if the mood is right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
    to which I say 'okay, then on the face it goes'
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    Quote Originally Posted by body2see
    Ive had both variations, just try and be happy where you are at...Once you can have it anytime,and you do, it loses it's value, never thought I would say that but its very true.
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    OK - another 'old'story. I used to go out with this BEAUTIFUL chick. It was kind of
    a pain because we would be at a club and I would go take a leak and when I came
    back there was always about 10 guys around her trying to talk to her. Well, I
    nick named her "the driping woman" because she would get so wet - if she was on
    top I would have a wet puddle around me. Well, one night I'm doing her doggy when
    she reaches around and grabs me and sticks it in her back door. I'm kind of triping
    and when I get ready to blow she spins around and deepthroat's it. I swear I almost
    blew the back of her head off. After that I wanted to marry her (I was young) -
    thank god that didn't happen - it wouldn't have lasted long. I do still think about her
    sometimes though.
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    I got lucky my girl lets me put it in any hole I want and she is the best dick sucker ever the only thing I won't do and she won't do is from butt to BJ but anything else it game on I am one lucky son of a bitch yyyyeeeeaaaaaaaa BOY
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by h8tr3d View Post
    It just so happens that this is my specialty, being a sexual deviant and all.

    Sounds like what we have here is an ASS poser. When they have a little to drink, they become your personal slut, and try to please you any way possible, even if it kills them, or thier ASS in this case. My woman said she likes it too, but the last time i fucked her that way she bled all over the blankets and had to keep poppin motrins all night to keep the abdominal pain down so she could sleep(and I dont even have a big dick!). Does that sound like fun?? HELL NO! Then why do they say they like it? To sound sexy/slutty to thier man. So I say keep exploiting thier tiny little bums until they throw in the towel!!!

    P.S. motion lotion and other fine edibble lubricants really work wonders on the brown eye
    Wouldn't a deviant be someone who is into beastiality, incest and other weird forms of sexual activity? Lmao...
    at least that's how I would define it...but heck, if you are talking butt fucking some bitch then by that definition alone you could call me a deviant.
    Fortunately, I am also of the more creative type, and don't find myself limited by too much.
    And..having the ability of persuasion always works quite nicely.
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    Anal sex is my specialty. The last time I had it when my GF flipped over, stuck a dildo in her pussy and started jacking off with her ass up. Guess what I did?? Yep she had 1 real and 1 fake in her at same time. She came like the champ she is
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Survivor View Post
    Anal sex is my specialty. The last time I had it when my GF flipped over, stuck a dildo in her pussy and started jacking off with her ass up. Guess what I did?? Yep she had 1 real and 1 fake in her at same time. She came like the champ she is
    lol, what about the poop that gets all over your dick! and do NOT even try to tell me you never had poop come out or on your dick!!! Your boyfriend likes this?
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    Bro it's all about the enemas make that butt hole squeaky clean for ya get some desensiting lube and your cherry!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minima View Post
    Bro it's all about the enemas make that butt hole squeaky clean for ya get some desensiting lube and your cherry!
    what?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! Enemas??!! lmao, Thats wayyyy too much planning going into an anal sex session! lol
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    Hey an enema a day keeps the shitty cock away
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    eeewwwwwww and my wife doesn't poop, her fecal matter leaves her body by some special form of osmosis , so my wife NEVER POOPS! She never farts, never burps, never pees, she is squeaky special clean , or at least thats what i try to tell myself, lol, no way i wanna think of my wife and poopy lol
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    Hey its a brave new frontier and sometimes new things can be a little shitty. But the rewards are golden. And who doesn't want to shower and bathe in gold right.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minima View Post
    Hey an enema a day keeps the shitty cock away
    Wow, what a strategy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lol, what about the poop that gets all over your dick! and do NOT even try to tell me you never had poop come out or on your dick!!! Your boyfriend likes this?
    LOL Presser, just saw this. My BF?? LOL....reminds me of when I was at a West Hollywood eatery long time ago, (yes with my GF at that time) and of course we saw some gay couples, and one had a shirt that said "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is".

    If there was poop on it, I didnt see any. Then again I almost always showered after sex.
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    Spot on!!

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    Bro it's all about the enemas make that butt hole squeaky clean for ya get some desensiting lube and your cherry!
     

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    Well i been wanting to get up in my wife's ass for a good while now, and its been years since she has let me in the back door, but for whatever reason, maybe this fucking thread idk lol, but for whatever reason i been thinking about it and wanting it again! lol

    My wife has an AMAZING ass, and I want to stick my cock in her little bum hole bad lmao! Only problem is, that ass is so tight it make me cum too fast, lol. Damn now I am horny for some ass lol

    wouldn't mind a good golden shower to …fuck it!
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    Lmfaaaooo @Presser oh Brother. Well ya gotta do what ya gotta do! Why then won't she put out? Put her in the mood why don't ya?!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lol, what about the poop that gets all over your dick! and do NOT even try to tell me you never had poop come out or on your dick!!! Your boyfriend likes this?
    And by the way, what my BF does is our biz! We are having issues, hes been flying to NJ and I suspect hes sleeping with some guy who has a BB message board and this dudes even married!! WTF??
     

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    It's a marriage trap, my wife used to love ass sex when we dated, almost nightly, been as soon as we got married that was the end of any ass sex, well played by my wife...9 years later and it am still begging her.......she just laughs and shakes her head.....I got played........ass trap.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazymank View Post
    You guys ever find someone (female) that loves it in the ass, but wont do it unless its like f-ing a leap year???

    I dont get it, I've only come across a few women in my life that will do that, and i finaly find one (um-not my wife, btw) and she fing loves it, but its like i cant ever get her to do it.

    I got her drunk off her ass a couple weeks ago, so im like sticking my finger in her butt, while railing her from behind. She's like Omg keep doing that, no put your cock in my ass, omg i love it!!

    Ok, so we go from that, to now when she says no- stop it, stop touching my ass.... wtf??

    So what gives? you dudes ever come across this?
    Its the old bait and switch bro. She has you now an knows you wont let go..good luck with that.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by eswol View Post
    It's a marriage trap, my wife used to love ass sex when we dated, almost nightly, been as soon as we got married that was the end of any ass sex, well played by my wife...9 years later and it am still begging her.......she just laughs and shakes her head.....I got played........ass trap.....
    bro get her drunk! lmfao ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by eswol View Post
    It's a marriage trap, my wife used to love ass sex when we dated, almost nightly, been as soon as we got married that was the end of any ass sex, well played by my wife...9 years later and it am still begging her.......she just laughs and shakes her head.....I got played........ass trap.....
    Lol! That's terrible! Why the change?
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by eswol View Post
    It's a marriage trap, my wife used to love ass sex when we dated, almost nightly, been as soon as we got married that was the end of any ass sex, well played by my wife...9 years later and it am still begging her.......she just laughs and shakes her head.....I got played........ass trap.....
    Its like they say, why is the Bride grinning when she walking down the aisle? She knows shes given her last BJ...or in some cases, last time shes had her fudge packed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eswol View Post
    It's a marriage trap, my wife used to love ass sex when we dated, almost nightly, been as soon as we got married that was the end of any ass sex, well played by my wife...9 years later and it am still begging her.......she just laughs and shakes her head.....I got played........ass trap.....
    Ho, I hope mine will not tend me the same trap!
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    My ex GF was an anal freak. Fingers, dicks, dildo's you name it. probably the greatest ass I've ever seen too. Shame her titties were kinda small but she was tall and slender. I think anal sex is good for same reason people having extra martial affairs are hot....your NOT supposed to be doing it.

    Like the best way to get neighboors to see your new pool. Erect a tall fence around it and put a KEEP OUT sign on it. they will be dying to get it
     

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