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    To most, semen isn't a taste that people crave. There may be a few people out there who can honestly admit to liking the taste of Jizz, but most will compare it to a bitter salt tablet. Most men wish their partner would swallow, and usually the biggest road block is the fact that their partner hates the taste. Here are some tips that will help to improve the taste of your semen.

    Diet Influences Your Semen's Taste And Smell
    Like your other bodilly secretions, semen's taste and smell is affected directly by what you eat and drink. Like you may notice, the taste of your female partner's vaginal secretions is also linked to what she eats or drinks. Have you ever noticed that if you eat a meal consisting of onions or garlic, the smell seems to escape from your skin pores the next day? Your cum is the same way and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.

    While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.

    Passing The Taste Test
    It will come as a disappointment to most party animals, but the best way to produce better tasting jizz is to live free of consuming toxins. You will need to take it easy when it comes to consuming your favorite vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and junk food will really put a strain on your production of great tasting man chowder. It's been said that vegetarians, both men and women, have better tasting bodilly secretions, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. The secret to great tasting cum is to eat plenty of fresh fruits and veggies. What should you drink? Loads of juice and water.

    Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.

    At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are oniony to say the least. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. If you like heavilly strongly spiced dishes like curries, you can also count on those spices to carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much for better tasting sperm. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, and this should always be kept in mind. Just keep this in mind though: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.

    Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.

    The Magic Pill
    There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don't expect miracles.

    One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.

    Be Consistent For The Best Benefits
    Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing to say the least. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen. Becoming dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy which as you can imagine, would be most unappetizing. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, and this is probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, so eat up if you want more cream.

    A Drink Recepie For Tasty Seed
    Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though I can't make promises, this drink might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.

    Super Spunk Smoothie

    1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
    1 banana, frozen
    1 cup apple juice
    1/2 tsp ginger
    1/2 tsp cinnamon
    1/4 tsp nutmeg
    1/2 tsp vanilla extract
    2 TBS honey
    Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

    Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

    Thanks to Dont Spit Swallow for these tips
    Last edited by NAIR; 04-16-2008 at 01:49 PM.
     

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    great post- will have to try some tips with wifey soon
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    where is this article from bro?

    I know for a fact that your body takes months for sperm to mature so how would you time taking a supplement to effect the taste of your semen?

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    Hey Nair, just wondering, why all the intrest in taste?? HMMMMMMM!!!
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    I read this article again and I agree that your diet and health will effect taste but I am having a hard time believing that you can supplement or drink a shake to make it better or sweeter unless you're supplementing everyday and drinking that shake everyday!
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    I personally don't care about the taste, because I don't taste it ever. After I give it away, It is no longer mine, and she can do whatever she wants with it ( except snowball me! ).
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    another kick ass post, ill be sure too try this "super" shake out
     

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    Sorry guys, but i dont buy it. Semen has a *specific* chemical makeup and has relatiavely the same taste no matter what you eat. This is just silly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret View Post
    Hey Nair, just wondering, why all the intrest in taste?? HMMMMMMM!!!
    lmao, this post is nasty! and for the record, i have Yum Yum Cum
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    A few of my ex GF's have tasted my babies w/no complaints about the added sodium flavor....
     

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    lol, wtf
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