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    blame it on stress
     

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    Do your girls seriously care that your load is "shallow" looking?? As long as it's not in my eyes and I didn't get prego then were g2g! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charliebrawn View Post
    Do any of you get that judgmental look when your girl looks at the condom and the load is looking a little shallow....like you both know that you jerked off but too proud to admit it lol I just blame it on dehydration


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    I've never had sex with a condom in my entire life! Ive only been with 3 women in the last 24 years, and Im not too worried about not having large loads, its when my dick isn't fully hard when i feel like i have to explain i just jerked off lol, what can i say i never know when the wife is going to give me some ass, so i take it when she is giving it, even if its 20 minutes after jacking off lol, But thats the shit i hate, when I'm a tad used up already lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    I've never had sex with a condom in my entire life! Ive only been with 3 women in the last 24 years, and Im not too worried about not having large loads, its when my dick isn't fully hard when i feel like i have to explain i just jerked off lol, what can i say i never know when the wife is going to give me some ass, so i take it when she is giving it, even if its 20 minutes after jacking off lol, But thats the shit i hate, when I'm a tad used up already lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkQuads View Post
    Do your girls seriously care that your load is "shallow" looking?? As long as it's not in my eyes and I didn't get prego then were g2g! LOL
    Silk, it was more about what it signified to her. As I was not allowed to watch porn and following activities lol it was a tell tale sign of "oops I did it again"
    Else I wouldn't care unless of course I get to spray her all over hehe I know I know........Richard Johnson is a dreamer, what can I say!




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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkQuads View Post
    Do your girls seriously care that your load is "shallow" looking?? As long as it's not in my eyes and I didn't get prego then were g2g! LOL
    I've cum in my own eyes twice! No BS! laying in bed masturbating popped myself in the eye on 2 separateoccasions , its not that bad honestly as long as you clean it up right away, lol,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    I've cum in my own eyes twice! No BS! laying in bed masturbating popped myself in the eye on 2 separateoccasions , its not that bad honestly as long as you clean it up right away, lol,
    is there a Guinness record on that?? )

    once OK, but twice??
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    I think im done with the semen thread..A little TMI and a lot of rated- XX that will never let me look at some of you the same ever again..

    I just thought of Presser with Jizz in his eye talking like a pirate asking for a handi wipe " Arrrr get me a handy wipe for the semen in my eye" lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkQuads View Post
    Do your girls seriously care that your load is "shallow" looking?? As long as it's not in my eyes and I didn't get prego then were g2g! LOL
    I always had the issue of blowing out of the fucker when the load hit. Talks about oh shit moments......
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by MixMan View Post
    is there a Guinness record on that?? )

    once OK, but twice??

    bro the odds aren't as great as you might think as much as I jack off, I'm suprosed it hasn't happened more often actually lmao
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    So, would it help to take HCG and Clomid during cycle for this, or would that decrease gains due to estro being blocked?
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikon View Post
    So, would it help to take HCG and Clomid during cycle for this, or would that decrease gains due to estro being blocked?
    Anyone know?
     

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    some guys take hcg during cycle, but i wouldn't use clomid during the cycle
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    I use HCG for about 5 weeks every 10 weeks . Just what I find works well for me.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powderguy View Post
    I think im done with the semen thread..A little TMI and a lot of rated- XX that will never let me look at some of you the same ever again..

    I just thought of Presser with Jizz in his eye talking like a pirate asking for a handi wipe " Arrrr get me a handy wipe for the semen in my eye" lmfao
    Jesus, I hope he didn't impregnate his eyes, lmao.
    It's o k buddy, we all have some neurosis here..it's ongoing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Area 1255 View Post
    Jesus, I hope he didn't impregnate his eyes, lmao.
    It's o k buddy, we all have some neurosis here..it's ongoing.
    i actually did, and now I have 3 eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    i actually did, and now I have 3 eyes
    You were having a severe case of self-induced "floaters", I mean "swimmers" in your eyes too then.....

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    I wonder when the day will come , that this thread precedes the thread where our brethren are drawing letters on their significant others faces....!
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    This shit will crack you up!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkQuads View Post
    Do your girls seriously care that your load is "shallow" looking?? As long as it's not in my eyes and I didn't get prego then were g2g! LOL
    Blame it on pornhub.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    i actually did, and now I have 3 eyes
    An ex-gf pushed right under my nuts when she was giving me a hummer and for some reason I laughed when I nutted and it was like watching Spider Man in slow-mo. I had to close my eyes a had a rope over my fucking eye, in my hair, and on her headboard. Normally quiet she blurted out something in Spanish and laughed so hard she almost fell off the bed. I guess it was karma. I accidentally gave her a facial the first time we had sex. She was so nonchalant about it. I thought she was going to be pissed. To this day I don't know what she said but it was Colombian slang and wouldn't tell me WTF she said.
     

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