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    What the hell was it that increased ejaculatory volume? Was it Proviron?
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    I believe clomid increases volume if I'm not mistaken. Bump for more info.

    mcgaret - Are you trying out for a part in that midget porno you were talking about last week? If so, be sure to bring plenty of clomid, viagra and a foot stool for ol' Bridget the Midget. Good luck bud! lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerStronger
    I believe clomid increases volume if I'm not mistaken. Bump for more info.

    mcgaret - Are you trying out for a part in that midget porno you were talking about last week? If so, be sure to bring plenty of clomid, viagra and a foot stool for ol' Bridget the Midget. Good luck bud! lol.
    I'll be wearing lifts in my shoes so I can be as tall as 'Bridget"!!!
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    clomid and hcg combo will def help but nair said he is gonna start spitting soon if there is anymore jelly in his man donut so dont ruin it for the rest of us...
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    im gonna go wit the clomid an hcg..
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishpride
    clomid and hcg combo will def help but nair said he is gonna start spitting soon if there is anymore jelly in his man donut so dont ruin it for the rest of us...
    "Jelly in his man doughnut" - where you get this shit?? LOL
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    Proviron, dostinex, clomid.
    Then take lecithin, zinc, L-Arginine, and peagyum root.

    That is Peter Norths own recipe for bigger rope throwing loads. And yes I use my self, as much as possible!!
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    also add in Ball Refill, that shit works good...along with the other mentioned combos by MrBiz
     

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    Zinc and folic acid also helps volume and sperm health
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    One simple thing guys is to stay hydrated and go a few days without letting one go.

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    Why do we care about this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CH3NO2 View Post
    One simple thing guys is to stay hydrated and go a few days without letting one go.
    Man I wish I could go a few days! Think I have a problem/addiction!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DefMetalLifter View Post
    Man I wish I could go a few days! Think I have a problem/addiction!
    I know bro, with as much Test running through my veins its fuggin hard to not spank the clown a few times a day. Best thing is keeping busy and not looking at Pron. Its almost like you have to prepare for a big test and study hard or something. But I know the feeling.

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    I've heard eating an entire stalk of celery makes you jizz a ton. I've never tried it though...
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    problem with waiting days is it makes you a two pump chump-unless your on tren
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorian123 View Post
    problem with waiting days is it makes you a two pump chump-unless your on tren
    Awe come on man. How old are you? 16? You've got to have better mind control than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CH3NO2 View Post
    I know bro, with as much Test running through my veins its fuggin hard to not spank the clown a few times a day. Best thing is keeping busy and not looking at Pron. Its almost like you have to prepare for a big test and study hard or something. But I know the feeling.

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    I've heard eating an entire stalk of celery makes you jizz a ton. I've never tried it though...
    Haha! Yeah! When I have a date I control myself that day, so I feel my sex drive a little better. Also if I am going out where I think I will be talking to chicks i try to reserve myself. Otherwise fuck it!

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    you guys are funny as hell
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    last thing I need to more. of course I thought it was normal since I've only seen my own and porn but a couple of girls have told me that it's beyond excessive and that I should get it checked out. like what am I going to say to the girl taking appts? "umm, yeah. I make way to much ball gravy and my gf thinks I'm sick or injured.". they'll probably call the cops saying I'm making harassing phone calls or if I'm lucky just hang up.
     

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    That would be funny if you just told her you take supps to specifically make your loads bigger because you like to see that surpised/disgusted look on her pretty little face.
     

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    Hmmmmm, dostinex and cialis has always helped me. I never really worried about load size though, it's kind of like crossfit, looks impressive but it really isn't lol
     

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    When I'm on all that stuff, I feel like a porn star with the discharge. Then I look at where it came from and reality sets in
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Survivor View Post
    When I'm on all that stuff, I feel like a porn star with the discharge. Then I look at where it came from and reality sets in
    lmao! Thats too funny!
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    Then I look at where it came from and reality sets in
    Reality is a bitch. Every morning I wake up and reality sets in and I'm like wtf.
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    Well at least my FB hasnt uttered the dreaded words: "um pull it out and stick your finger back in please"
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    My ex told me to use 2 fingers. Man she wasn't big or fat but she had a huge pussy man. I'm surprised I got the job done. She had quick orgasms too almost as fast as guys. Yeah if she said that I would probably "accidently" shove it in her ass and that would be that.
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    LMAO!

    there are times when it feels like my dong took a big shit. just *plop*! I can almost feel it hit her stomach like a 10lb hammer. lmao!
     

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    You have to love this thread lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Survivor View Post
    Well at least my FB hasnt uttered the dreaded words: "um pull it out and stick your finger back in please"
    FB? whats that mean ? Fucking Bitch???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    FB? whats that mean ? Fucking Bitch???
    I believe he means F*ck Buddy.
     

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    There's a ton that increases loads, anti-estrogen's do to an extent; both acting at testicular level and vas deferan's, clomid for sure, hCG no doubt, dopaminergics; pramipexole, requip, cabergoline/dostinex, then there's swedish flower pollen...which believe me, is in a class of it's own...I'm pretty sure that's one of peter north's best kept secrets btw.
    You gotta get quality stuff though, preferably from ken at root of the matter, based in canada but it's the strongest swedish flower pollen I've tried. Absolutely ridiculous, ropes x3.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glycomann View Post
    Why do we care about this?
    really??? Shit I've had women want me to cum all over their face, and I've had moments where i was moaning and screaming Im about to cum, ahhh shit, aaa shit…….and she jacks harder and harder pointing my cock at her face, telling me she wants to taste me, and then BOOM a little dribble gooses out lmao

    So what kind of fucking questions is "why do we care" lol, I felt inclined to tell the chick, its cause i jerked off earlier lol, when in fact, i did not and I just happened to have a little load at the moment lol, but my main problem i suppose it i never save up! lol, i can't go more then 12 hours without blowing a load lol
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    Lecithin works great and has no sides what so ever.
    take a few hand fulls through out the day, and you'll be hosing down the wife/girlfriend.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    really??? Shit I've had women want me to cum all over their face, and I've had moments where i was moaning and screaming Im about to cum, ahhh shit, aaa shit…….and she jacks harder and harder pointing my cock at her face, telling me she wants to taste me, and then BOOM a little dribble gooses out lmao

    So what kind of fucking questions is "why do we care" lol, I felt inclined to tell the chick, its cause i jerked off earlier lol, when in fact, i did not and I just happened to have a little load at the moment lol, but my main problem i suppose it i never save up! lol, i can't go more then 12 hours without blowing a load lol
    That's fucking great! I cum harder on Clomid and my PCT but then again my womans a freak. When I cum on clomid im like a freaking lawn sprinkler, sploosh sploosh sploosh sploosh tat-tat-tat-tat-tat and repeat..lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powderguy View Post
    That's fucking great! I cum harder on Clomid and my PCT but then again my womans a freak. When I cum on clomid im like a freaking lawn sprinkler, sploosh sploosh sploosh sploosh tat-tat-tat-tat-tat and repeat..lmfao
    lucky fucker, i rarely get a gusher anymore, and sometimes on certain cycle my cum is so thick, i can literally pick it up off my belly with my fingers lol, its more like a solid thick snot then liquid lmao,

    gotta love this forum lmao

    ANYONE GROSSED OUT YET LMAO
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    That's funny shit! That's how you can tell your sperm count is going back up, she has to chew before she swallows!! lol
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    I have heard Gabergoline works too... I can not say for sure because I have never tried it but one of my friends swears by it
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powderguy View Post
    That's funny shit! That's how you can tell your sperm count is going back up, she has to chew before she swallows!! lol
    lmao, I've never heard that before, and its fucking hilarious! sick but funny,
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    Ummmm is there anyway I can unread something?!? Curiosity just killed this cat!!!

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkQuads View Post
    Ummmm is there anyway I can unread something?!? Curiosity just killed this cat!!!

    LOL
    lmao!!!!! Unfortunately your stuck with this text burnt into your retina. Chew Baby Chew! Yaa Chew, God Bless You! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lmao!!!!! Unfortunately your stuck with this text burnt into your retina. Chew Baby Chew! Yaa Chew, God Bless You! lol
    Gross!! U're a CB Presser! What are you trying to do? ...Ruin all future bj's for The Dude?!? Lol!

    And God probably wants to be left out of the "Semen volume" thread. LOL
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    that's why you do an Angry Pirate-do a girl from behind, tell them your going to cum, spit on their back...when they turn around shoot it in their eye(now they're blind and can't see how big the load was) then when they stand up kick them in the shin...now they are covering one eye and hopping on one leg
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    Now that's what missing in my relationship. Romance is so overrated, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdaddyo1617 View Post
    You have to love this thread lol

    I'm new here, but I sure feel awfully close to everyone now.
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    Lol...too close!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkQuads View Post
    Gross!! U're a CB Presser! What are you trying to do? ...Ruin all future bj's for The Dude?!? Lol!

    And God probably wants to be left out of the "Semen volume" thread. LOL
    Took me a minute to figure out cock blocker , lol, no one has ever called me a cock blocker in all my years, lol, I kind of dig the title!

    Your Probably right, that might have been a tad Blasphemous lmao!!

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    Now that's what missing in my relationship. Romance is so overrated, lol
    This is why i always reply to most of your threads, i appreciate your wit! Unlike your "I pick things up and put them down" husband , lmao i crack me up!!!!
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    You guys/Gals are great!! I feel like im hanging out with family now..lol

    This conversation just made me think of that show "something about mary" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powderguy View Post
    You guys/Gals are great!! I feel like im hanging out with family now..lol

    This conversation just made me think of that show "something about mary" lol

    lol, the Semen Hair Gel , lmao! That shit was funny
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    Dude when I was a younger fucker I would be getting ready to load down her tits and it would spray into her hair. LOL best shots ever! Now I'm an old fucker!
     

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    Do any of you get that judgmental look when your girl looks at the condom and the load is looking a little shallow....like you both know that you jerked off but too proud to admit it lol I just blame it on dehydration


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