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    Default I met a blind chick

    So, Im bouncing at the bar last night and these chicks bring in a blind chick. It was somebodies birthday and they where getting all crazy. they all got lit, including the blind chick, which was kinda funny cause she already was having problems....

    anyway, it was a slow night and i had a couple drinks, so i felt like flirting with her a little. I introduced myself, and put her hand on my chest.... her friend said i was hot. we started dancing and talking and stuff. She only lost her sight like 3 years ago in a car accident.

    So we're talking and because she's blind and drunk her face was right in front of mine. I have no idea what happend, but we started kissing... I said, wait a minute, first off im married... she said "i dont care!" i said, well, I cant do this right here in front of everyone, I said my boss gets pissed when we mess with the customers...

    she like pulls me in and sticks her tonuge down my throat. She said i havent been laid in 3 years and ill fuck you brains out....

    so i got her number.

    kinda wondering what someone else would do in this situation. She wasnt like majorly hot. She had some extra pounds here and there. But she got nice facial features and she's 23, so it could be fun
     

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    Well first thing that came to my mind was that your married?
     

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    im only recently married....
     

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    lol well ima let some other bro's reply, cause IMO once your married your with that one person and no one else.
     

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    no, its ok. I cheat on her all the time...
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    no, its ok. I cheat on her all the time...
    wow.. i guess she doesn't know about this site either... LOL ... bro... first of all... once you're married... like the other guys said... seriously....

    in regards to messing w/ a blind chick who hasn't been laid in 3 years? WELL ... if you're single.... got that... I stated single here.... and she's being honest with you... and well, you are upfront with her.... about your intentions.... she just wants to get laid.... if you take out the 'not single' part... then it sounds like an easy 'in' .. no pun intended... regarding the moral status of the whole thing... to each his own... or her own I suppose since she didn't care.... that means she's just as much as a pig as the next... lol ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    im only recently married....
    OHH, thats different!! lol She is just looking to get laid, give the
    girl a break. At least you were honest w/her. I know what I'd do.
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    Bend her over, and drive the last few nails in the 'ol coffin bro! Blind chicks need love too..............you freak! lol
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    at least she wont see you cumming!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    at least she wont see you cumming!!!
    LMFAO!!!! man sometimes i forget old people can be funny, but i literally spit out water when i read that...

    on the issue at hand sleep with her...but be a man about it and video tape it and send it to your wife via picture or video message on the cell phone and tell her it was for charity...
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    hahahaha........ be a man about it! lol
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    Another good thought is she wont be able to see any rashes or crabs bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishpride
    LMFAO!!!! man sometimes i forget old people can be funny, but i literally spit out water when i read that...
    I knew you were a spitter!!! BIAAAACCHHH!!!
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    get "hello" tattooed on your dick in brail, everytime she grabs your junk she'll say, "hello to you too".
     

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    lol...This thread is just ridiculously funny. Normal I truly wish we could meet in real life. I'd bet we would have a blast. (meant that in the least homosexual way possible...lol) LMAO! I'm going to have to quote you on these gems.
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    better keep us posted on this one -
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    Lol...
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    this reminds me of the "would you date a girl with only one leg?" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    no, its ok. I cheat on her all the time...
    well, in that case it okely-dokely.
    "The greatest risk is to take no risk."

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    i seriously would forget about all this crap if i didnt write it here.... Man, this seems longer than a year ago.

    Nothing really writing about. I saw her a couple times. It was weird.
     

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    sorry im a little late on this......... WOW funny story .... only in america :-)
     

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    Wow I can't believe I missed this. Sounds interesting - I'd hit it
     

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    this is funny shit. I keep forgetting about the blind chick till someone else reminds me.
     

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    well...

    did you "see" it through?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tatzoo View Post
    well...

    did you "see" it through?
    that was mean! lol
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    LMAO I ''see'' what u did there!
     

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    i just got very sad reading this garbage, between the poor blind chick and crazy man fucking around on his wife lol,
    I met a blind chick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazymank View Post
    im only recently married....
    Yeah that makes it better...Not. Its all good until she says some guy raped me and identifies it with you. then your facing charges and a divorce all at the same time.
    Women say they just want sex but not true, they expect some sort of commitment.
     

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