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04-25-2008, 12:35 PM #1
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I met a blind chick
So, Im bouncing at the bar last night and these chicks bring in a blind chick. It was somebodies birthday and they where getting all crazy. they all got lit, including the blind chick, which was kinda funny cause she already was having problems....
anyway, it was a slow night and i had a couple drinks, so i felt like flirting with her a little. I introduced myself, and put her hand on my chest.... her friend said i was hot. we started dancing and talking and stuff. She only lost her sight like 3 years ago in a car accident.
So we're talking and because she's blind and drunk her face was right in front of mine. I have no idea what happend, but we started kissing... I said, wait a minute, first off im married... she said "i dont care!" i said, well, I cant do this right here in front of everyone, I said my boss gets pissed when we mess with the customers...
she like pulls me in and sticks her tonuge down my throat. She said i havent been laid in 3 years and ill fuck you brains out....
so i got her number.
kinda wondering what someone else would do in this situation. She wasnt like majorly hot. She had some extra pounds here and there. But she got nice facial features and she's 23, so it could be fun
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Originally Posted by normalsucks
in regards to messing w/ a blind chick who hasn't been laid in 3 years? WELL ... if you're single.... got that... I stated single here.... and she's being honest with you... and well, you are upfront with her.... about your intentions.... she just wants to get laid.... if you take out the 'not single' part... then it sounds like an easy 'in' .. no pun intended... regarding the moral status of the whole thing... to each his own... or her own I suppose since she didn't care.... that means she's just as much as a pig as the next... lol ...
just my .02
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04-25-2008, 09:20 PM #10Originally Posted by mcgaret
on the issue at hand sleep with her...but be a man about it and video tape it and send it to your wife via picture or video message on the cell phone and tell her it was for charity...I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....
I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...
Disclaimer - My comments in no way promote the use of androgenic/anabolic steroids and/or any prescription drug without a physician's prescription. All my comments, questions and referrals are striclty for entertainment purposes only!
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lol...This thread is just ridiculously funny. Normal I truly wish we could meet in real life. I'd bet we would have a blast. (meant that in the least homosexual way possible...lol) LMAO! I'm going to have to quote you on these gems.
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well...
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