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    Default turned down the wife.

    Yesterday the kids where gone, we where in bed.. everything was all set. I was kinda tired, kinda in a pissy mood cause the bitch went shopping all day and left me to do everything again.

    anyway, she kinda nugged me with her elbow. Said the kids are gone... I got pissed. I dont know if its cause i've been off for almost a montha nd im getting moody or what. But i said, "what- you want to fuck now?- "am i supposted to be turned on now??" I mean, its only been two fucking weeks, and now you want me to turn it on, after you stomped me down and didnt even let me beat off??? "

    im so pissed that we never have sex on top of the other shit. I actually told her I think we should start having a sexless marriage because im sick of getting turned down all the time, then she wants me because all the stars are in line.... fuck it.

    mean while, im taking care of my shit, enjoying this summer. not getting a job. Fucking whoever i want, then with its the fall. Im moving out.

    never dealing with bi-polar bitches a gain.
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    sometimes when i feel like going on a all liquid diet of whiskey and roofies i read some of your posts and feel i can hold out just a little longer...
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    Its when you turn them down for a while they get all horny until you break down
    then its back to the -'have to beg for it'. I aint playing no more either 'normal'!
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    Marriage............ I plan on having 1 funeral, and thats when I die!!! It just isn't worth it this day and age my fellow brothers...
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    That's the way to do it normal! Next on the menu is giving her a complex about herself. Then if you are feeling extra romantic you can tell her to give it up so you'll stop having to fuck all the ugly chicks at the bar. Then afterwords tell her she is worse than the blind chick you banged last night. If you want to make her feel even worse about herself you can exaggerate it a little and tell her the chick was actually a quad paraplegic and she talks like Stephen Hawking. That would seriously make her feel awesome...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerStronger
    That's the way to do it normal! Next on the menu is giving her a complex about herself. Then if you are feeling extra romantic you can tell her to give it up so you'll stop having to fuck all the ugly chicks at the bar. Then afterwords tell her she is worse than the blind chick you banged last night. If you want to make her feel even worse about herself you can exaggerate it a little and tell her the chick was actually a quad paraplegic and she talks like Stephen Hawking. That would seriously make her feel awesome...
    ok, IP - we know this is really you talking now

    I love coming off cycle and not being interested in sex. Then you can deny them just like the bitches deny you when you're on and looking to bang anything and everything.
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    haa haa.... I think i am moody. I was pissed yesterday. Then lastnight i fucked her / or she fucked me... now im fine. haaa haaa.

    sorry guys, maybe im the one with a mood disorder.

    im still taking the summer off... :P, I just got up- haa haa....

    and yes, i love being free from the sex addiction. We got a new door girl saturday night and normally id want to fuck her fucking brains out and be working ever angle. But the test is slowly leaving my body and im not working on any chicks anymore.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerStronger
    That's the way to do it normal! Next on the menu is giving her a complex about herself. Then if you are feeling extra romantic you can tell her to give it up so you'll stop having to fuck all the ugly chicks at the bar. Then afterwords tell her she is worse than the blind chick you banged last night. If you want to make her feel even worse about herself you can exaggerate it a little and tell her the chick was actually a quad paraplegic and she talks like Stephen Hawking. That would seriously make her feel awesome...
    lol, thats some good shit right there!
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    if i wasnt such a dick i probley wouldnt be laughing at that... But i am an asshole. Im sure at some point ill regret what im doing. But not today. :P
     

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