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    Default Been Jacking off about 3 times daily now

    Im super surprised more of you perverts aren't posting in this forum lol, as for my title, it was a joke of course, i jack of way more than 3 times daily lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    Im super surprised more of you perverts aren't posting in this forum lol, as for my title, it was a joke of course, i jack of way more than 3 times daily lmao
    Most of us are too busy jacking off to post. Plus then your all sticky and can't type.

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    2-4 times a day for me. So ya I average three. I try to do everything in moderation. I'm sure 3 is below the norm and most you guys are whacking it 7 times a day

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    lol, fucking crazy weirdos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lol, fucking crazy weirdos
    Well when your dick is as small as mine it's not exactly difficult to jerk off. Just kind of a little twitch
     

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    1-2'times ed but 2 g of test will make u do that
     

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    Lol. Jacking off. I just fuck bitches all day. Shiiiit. I have this little slut at work that I tell to come down to the ER and I fuck her in the stock room whore nurses love the D
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    LMFAO! 3-5x per day is the norm for me on cycle. Shiiiiiit off cycle too.
     

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    spend more time jacking off than you do in the gym
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorian123 View Post
    spend more time jacking off than you do in the gym
    Well what the hell else are we gonna do all day. Soon enough you get so good at it you'll beat off to the thought of gains.
    Little line I tweaked from wolf of Wallstreet
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    Ive freaking gone limp and was afraid to post. I'm on 150 Test Prop and 10mg Var and I'm limp, no sex drive whatsoever.
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    Cloud lies he bangs the janitor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guardianactual View Post
    Cloud lies he bangs the janitor.
    lmao, probably, and probably blows his load before he gets all his dick all the way in lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by KletoReese View Post
    Ive freaking gone limp and was afraid to post. I'm on 150 Test Prop and 10mg Var and I'm limp, no sex drive whatsoever.
    damn brutha, that sucks hard dick (pun intended) lol, and why are you having issues while on propionate? Ive had deca dick before! even had tren dick once from the prolactin buildup I'm guessing lol, idk but i been there brutha, its a hard(lol) thing to deal with lol, seriously sucks,

    but whats worse is when you do have a sex drive and your horny as fuck all and then can't get hard, now imagine that shit! Now thats torture, at least you don't have a sex drive to go along with your limp noodle! See ole presser always finds the silver lining brutha! lmao
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    You are hilarious lol! Well what did you do to get out of Tren and Deca dick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KletoReese View Post
    Ive freaking gone limp and was afraid to post. I'm on 150 Test Prop and 10mg Var and I'm limp, no sex drive whatsoever.
    Then your prop isn't real.
     

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    My word for jacking off is cardio. I just say I have cardio to do..means im hammering the monster and fertilizing what ever is in shooting distance. lmfao
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    My partner was complaining about my ahem blood flow issues, a little viagra took care of that, now my hand doesnt bitch a bit and I can shoot like Ron Jeremy!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by KletoReese View Post
    You are hilarious lol! Well what did you do to get out of Tren and Deca dick?
    bro even thought i immediately upped my propionate dosages, it just took time to get back to normal, its just one of those things where you just need to ficking wait and it sucks trust me been there daddio
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powderguy View Post
    My word for jacking off is cardio. I just say I have cardio to do..means im hammering the monster and fertilizing what ever is in shooting distance. lmfao
    eewwww, lol, if ever their was a reason to wear a condom during masturbating that would be it! lol, clean your act up man!!! lmao
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    Ok bro, I bought a case of baby wipes..is that better? lol
    This reminds me of that episode of Family guy where quagmire discovers internet porn and doesn't leave his house for a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    eewwww, lol, if ever their was a reason to wear a condom during masturbating that would be it! lol, clean your act up man!!! lmao
    Oh I always do the safe jacking off too, you never know where that left hand of mine has been!! But in the end, like in the movies, the ol condom comes off and I give my hand the money shot!!!
     

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    i think I'm going to be sick wtf!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KletoReese View Post
    Ive freaking gone limp and was afraid to post. I'm on 150 Test Prop and 10mg Var and I'm limp, no sex drive whatsoever.
    Sounds like Fake test to me.
    Don't listen to me. I'm just an alien and we all know aliens aren't real.

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    yeah something aint right, how ya been kleto
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    How do you think he has been? Poor guy has a limp dick and hearing that his gear he is on may be just vegetable oil?
    Don't listen to me. I'm just an alien and we all know aliens aren't real.

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    suicidal lol
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    Omg funny shit i jerkoff more than a chimp in the zoo
     

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    And here i thought i was the weird one with a horny dick all day long while on IGF-lR3. some days it is pure torture until the wifey allows me a release. i just hate to jerk off by myself. there is no soul in that act. i am big on the post-orgasmic bliss and cuddling.
     

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    2 at most.
    And 1 or 2 on nest.
    Trest ace and cabar though...
    And she wonders why it's thick and not much cum.
    White!!! Lmao!!!
    I get her to send me teasers, photos and play sometimes..
    Been awhile maybe that will stop her crap...
    She starts when I leave for work and sorry before I get home.
    But it's fun when I mess with her and she deny's her play.
    I got to dirty towels and pull out and say really!!
    She bought me some KY to keep in work locker years ago.
    Lmao!!! Baby u need a video send onfun.
    On way home once in drive way text
    Cum inside she says!! Gotta get her spirits up again stop harassing me about rock load needed in drive way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    damn brutha, that sucks hard dick (pun intended) lol, and why are you having issues while on propionate? Ive had deca dick before! even had tren dick once from the prolactin buildup I'm guessing lol, idk but i been there brutha, its a hard(lol) thing to deal with lol, seriously sucks,

    but whats worse is when you do have a sex drive and your horny as fuck all and then can't get hard, now imagine that shit! Now thats torture, at least you don't have a sex drive to go along with your limp noodle! See ole presser always finds the silver lining brutha! lmao
    Or you start crying because you cum before you can get a hard-on.
     

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    ...all worried your dick will never stand up again
     

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