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    Lottery2 how to bag a cougar?

    Hello my brothers! I am in need of your great wealth of wisdom! Now there's been a lady I've been eye balling near my work for a while. Smoking hot body and cute. What do you know but that she looks hardly a day over 25 and come to find out after I hit it off with her today she's 40. I'm a younger guy in my 20s but most women think I come off much older(I think most of it is my structure). Now we were getting along very well and I could feel it was a done deal and I was gonna get her home within the week. But as it goes the conversation traveled to age and low and behold now that she knows she has the better part of close to two decades on me she gets all turned around even though she was DEFFINITLY into me.
    So boys, how does a young buck hunt a cougar? I know there's some experience out there!
     

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    my wife is 39 im 33 and she felt a little insecure when i told her my age. if she is looking for a long term relationship she probably wont be interested because when she is 60 you will be in your 40's. I would let her know im aware of that and depending on what she wants and what im willing to give. When i first met my wife i told her i was only interested in sex and she was cool with it but I had no idea i would fall in love and be willing to work on a relationship. i suggest be honest or lie whatever gets what you want or willing to live with. once everything is on the table see if there is any compromise. try to make her feel comfortable, let her know she is attractive ask her out again. attractive women can get dick any time they want why am i so special or what can i offer that she wants. im tired brother so that probably didnt make sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronJulius View Post
    my wife is 39 im 33 and she felt a little insecure when i told her my age. if she is looking for a long term relationship she probably wont be interested because when she is 60 you will be in your 40's. I would let her know im aware of that and depending on what she wants and what im willing to give. When i first met my wife i told her i was only interested in sex and she was cool with it but I had no idea i would fall in love and be willing to work on a relationship. i suggest be honest or lie whatever gets what you want or willing to live with. once everything is on the table see if there is any compromise. try to make her feel comfortable, let her know she is attractive ask her out again. attractive women can get dick any time they want why am i so special or what can i offer that she wants. im tired brother so that probably didnt make sense

    good luck
    After just ending a 5 year relationship I'm not interested in settling down which I had even explained to her and she was cool with. The idea of going to dinner with a 20 something is what freaks her out she's not interested in a relationship either bro so we are on the same page lol.
     

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    then you will be fine just continue making her feel comfortable and attractive
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    I agree with IronJ above, make her feel Beautiful bro, Once you hit 40 years old, women start questioning everything about themselves , body, face, wrinkles, etc… sounds like she just wants to get laid if she doesn't wanna a relationship. She is single right? Is she is married, then run, that shit aint right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    I agree with IronJ above, make her feel Beautiful bro, Once you hit 40 years old, women start questioning everything about themselves , body, face, wrinkles, etc… sounds like she just wants to get laid if she doesn't wanna a relationship. She is single right? Is she is married, then run, that shit aint right
    No no no she's not married bro. I'm telling you this woman doesn't look like she's even close to 30 it's pretty incredible how well she's aged man lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minima View Post
    No no no she's not married bro. I'm telling you this woman doesn't look like she's even close to 30 it's pretty incredible how well she's aged man lol
    try not to bring up the age thing much but let her know you are cool with it. trust me when i say gravity takes over and surgery can lift, tuck and all kinds of stuff but we still get older and females pick out their flaws way more than men. just stick to the how hot she is and post us some pics
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    Just man up be cocky!!!! Be funny blunt and nice all in one lol trust me it works!!!
     

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    That's about my goal. Confident rather than flat out cocky but hey lol whatever works. She already digs me I can see it lol
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    Lol confident aka cocky!!!!! And I speak for everyone when I say this we want pix or it didn't happen!!!! Haha
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    Update!!!!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Lol confident aka cocky!!!!! And I speak for everyone when I say this we want pix or it didn't happen!!!! Haha
    lmao, Yeah Im with bsnub, I think your full of shit unless i see pictures! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lmao, Yeah Im with bsnub, I think your full of shit unless i see pictures! lol
    Hey I understand the age old "pictures or it didn't happen" long as I don't fuck it all up I'll help yall out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minima View Post
    Hey I understand the age old "pictures or it didn't happen" long as I don't fuck it all up I'll help yall out!
    lol, damn then how about hidden cam pics lol,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lol, damn then how about hidden cam pics lol,
    Lol this ^^^^^^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lol, damn then how about hidden cam pics lol,
    Yea. Plant one at the end of my racecar bed.
     

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    I cant help you bag a cougar but I am 38 and since me and my wife separated most of the women I have dated have been between 20 and 25 and none of them seem to mind my age. I would like to date someone closer to my age but I think they are intimidated by me and the young girls are crazy over an older man with a nice body who has a career and more settled. My wife was 7 years older than me and she was very insecure because I worked out so much she always thought I would cheat but I had no intentions of it I just am addicted to working out
     

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    your wife know you are seeing other women during sepertion
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by gandhisays View Post
    your wife know you are seeing other women during sepertion
    Wow!!! Hater?
     

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    Key word of the day separation!!!
     

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    not everyone dates other people while separated, so i thought it was a fair question.
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    I say that if a husband and wife are separated and divorce proceedings are pending in the court, then they can fuck anybody they want without moral concerns.
     

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    I agree if divorce proceedings are in process, but just a normal separation, thats different
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    LOL ive been legally separated for almost a year divorce final in two weeks
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    I guess my point was I don't care if he is married divorced separated girlfriend or whatever is case is I just want pic of the cougar!!!! Lol
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash View Post
    LOL ive been legally separated for almost a year divorce final in two weeks
    damn bro sorry to hear this, i guess its for the best if its what u both want, what makes a separation LEGAL anyhow
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    I am from Virginia and here when you leave the home of residence whether it be the Man or Woman you are considered legally separated no paper work needed if you don't want to. Other states are different.
     

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    ok lets not bump this thread anymore because ive been anxious to see pics of this cougar
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronJulius View Post
    ok lets not bump this thread anymore because ive been anxious to see pics of this cougar
    Lol I say lets pump it until we get them!!!!
     

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    ok i forgot how to load pics
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    Hahaha
     

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