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    Alright why is it so hard to find good workout shorts that don't shrink wrap your dick, or let it be super out and about like basketball shorts?

    I have 2 pairs of Jiu Jitsu shorts that have a pocket between the side and front big enough for my wallet or phone. Why can I not buy these anywhere else?
    -Epic gear on Amazon has some with pockets that almost do the job, and only about 20-25 bucks per, but again my dick is super obvious.

    I hate wearing real shorts with a belt anymore bc the belts are always too bulky, or the waist is way too big for it fitting my ass/legs and the belt scrunches the top up.
    -Basketball shorts everyone knows what's up with those, cloth shorts same deal, even wearing boxer briefs with either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal85 View Post
    Alright why is it so hard to find good workout shorts that don't shrink wrap your dick, or let it be super out and about like basketball shorts?

    I have 2 pairs of Jiu Jitsu shorts that have a pocket between the side and front big enough for my wallet or phone. Why can I not buy these anywhere else?
    -Epic gear on Amazon has some with pockets that almost do the job, and only about 20-25 bucks per, but again my dick is super obvious.

    I hate wearing real shorts with a belt anymore bc the belts are always too bulky, or the waist is way too big for it fitting my ass/legs and the belt scrunches the top up.
    -Basketball shorts everyone knows what's up with those, cloth shorts same deal, even wearing boxer briefs with either.

    Recommendations annnnnnnd go
    From a person who loves only certain types/brands of clothing on me....I can relate. The a look at the inside of the shorts, there should be a tag on it. Look at the tag and start googling the numbers on the tag. Chances are you're bound find the maker and item number on it so you can directly buy from the source. If all fails, google the description of the shorts and look at the pictures, it's going to be there somewhere. I found a rare Indiana Jones hat for the Mr that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsAO View Post
    From a person who loves only certain types/brands of clothing on me....I can relate. The a look at the inside of the shorts, there should be a tag on it. Look at the tag and start googling the numbers on the tag. Chances are you're bound find the maker and item number on it so you can directly buy from the source. If all fails, google the description of the shorts and look at the pictures, it's going to be there somewhere. I found a rare Indiana Jones hat for the Mr that way.

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    The ones I have that I like my buddy that owns a BJJ academy had made for his place, but I will check for a tag in case I missed it. Thanks man. I am anti-belt now, just want velcro and tie strap. I'm like 3 years from just going full blown jogging pants and not boxers hahaaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal85 View Post
    The ones I have that I like my buddy that owns a BJJ academy had made for his place, but I will check for a tag in case I missed it. Thanks man. I am anti-belt now, just want velcro and tie strap. I'm like 3 years from just going full blown jogging pants and not boxers hahaaha
    I think the whole world is antibelt right now...haha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsAO View Post
    I think the whole world is antibelt right now...haha.


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    lol I have been even before the surgeries when I had a 6 pack. When you stand up the belt is too loose. then you tighten it, and sit down to eat and the buckle turns into you. Fuckin annoying. Plus shorts are usually too long or look like boating shorts aka lame as fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal85 View Post
    Alright why is it so hard to find good workout shorts that don't shrink wrap your dick, or let it be super out and about like basketball shorts?

    I have 2 pairs of Jiu Jitsu shorts that have a pocket between the side and front big enough for my wallet or phone. Why can I not buy these anywhere else?
    -Epic gear on Amazon has some with pockets that almost do the job, and only about 20-25 bucks per, but again my dick is super obvious.

    I hate wearing real shorts with a belt anymore bc the belts are always too bulky, or the waist is way too big for it fitting my ass/legs and the belt scrunches the top up.
    -Basketball shorts everyone knows what's up with those, cloth shorts same deal, even wearing boxer briefs with either.

    Recommendations annnnnnnd go
    Waaa waaa , are you really crying about your dick being SUPER OBVIOUS? My dick ain’t super obvious even when I’m naked lol with a hard on!! Lmao

    asshole!!!! Lol

    seriously though check your pms I been trying to reach you and your giant cock lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    Waaa waaa , are you really crying about your dick being SUPER OBVIOUS? My dick ain’t super obvious even when I’m naked lol with a hard on!! Lmao

    asshole!!!! Lol

    seriously though check your pms I been trying to reach you and your giant cock lol


    hhahahaahahha oh man lol I will check now brutha, I had a back procedure so I been not paying attention to too much this last week
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