hurry before it starts

[PO644]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
> TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
>
> She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
>
> This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
> When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
>
> "That's it!" She blows her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
> your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around
> like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
iron
> all day long?"
>
> The husband sighed, "Oh shit, it started..."
>

 

[scorpio]

LMAO Classic!!

 

[Saks]

I will have to try that one!

 

[huntergatherer]

if i said that i'd be on the shit list for months

 

[bigshug]

sounds like a day in the life of the 'ole shug

 

[BLEED GREEN]

hehehehehehehe

 

[driftingshadow]

I'm going to share that one with my wife , I get that shit right through the door no time to even flop my ass down lol