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    Two guys hit the shower after a hard workout. One guy notices that the other has a big cork in his ass. The one guy says,"Bro you know you have a cork in your ass?" "Yes I know" says the other guy. "That must Hurt". "It does". "Why the hell don't you take it out?" "I can't" "What do you mean you cant?" "I was at the beach last week and I was walking along the shore, when I found a lamp. I picked it up and a guy came out. He told me I have one wish. I said. No shit?"
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    LOL
     

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    ouch!
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    I am beginning to wonder what goes on after your workouts!
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    Wow!
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    lol that wouldn't be good
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    No shit, lol
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    lol, worth a bump for a laugh!
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    new joke

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    Lol
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    FFS.lol.
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    Haha
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    when it started in the shower I thought it had to do with taking cialis for vascularity. lol
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    lmao, still funny as shit lol
    new joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lmao, still funny as shit lol
    Just read it first time.
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    smh
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