top 10 chuck norris jokes

[MrPerfect]

CHUCK NORRIS TOP 10 JOKES
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

 

[dorian123]

my personal favorite was...

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares down a book until he gets the information that he needs

 

[MrPerfect]

2 more......

when the boggie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris

chuck norris likes his skulls how he like his ice.... CRUSHED

 

[LeatherHead]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[CH3NO2]

Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the Earth Down...

 

[The Dude]

LMFAO!!! These are awesome! Keep 'em coming!!

 

[NAIR]

Kind of funny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts

 

[The Dude]

1. Chuck Norris is suing NBC saying that Law and Order are trademarked names for his right and left leg.
2. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice.
4. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
5. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
6. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.