Fat chicks don't listen

[glycomann]

I don't know why I bother. This obese chick works the desk sometimes at my gym. She's friends with a pretty one that works the desk sometimes. So the pretty one flirts with me all the time so I felt friendly enough to talk to the fat cow one. So the cow says shes not working tonight but hanging around to do cardio. I asked if she plans to lift. No she doesn't lift. So looking at her I can tell ehr diet is shit. loaded with carbs and or she is starving herself on and off with about 15 g of protein a day either way. So I explain a few things about nutrition and partitioning and how to eat, manipulate macros and train to shift metabolism, grow muscle and make it work for you. Her eyes glaze over. She has no clue, giggles and tells me to have a good workout. I'm pretty sure she think she know better than me even though I'm in my mid 50s jacked and lean. The bitch is doomed to be a cow all her fat life and there is no helping her. I may as well tell her to go to chick-fil-A 3 times a day and enjoy her life because she is to stupid and undisciplined to get and leaner than 45% BF.

 

[akn]

Lmao cow

 

[Get_Swole]

she doesnt wanna lift because she doesnt wanna get "big" haha I hear that so much, i'm like woman you're already big.

 

[glycomann]

Next time I'll say look honey dew you are fat.. fat as fuck. I'll lay it on you strait. You put all this makup and hair color on to get a man that will fuck you and bring you a check every week for the rest of your chubby whiny life. Well that color stuff aint doing it. You want the prize you gotta work for it. You heard of the saying you draw more bees with honey than vinegar? Well right now you are a 300 lb sack of vinegar. You gotta use your head and bust your ass and get fit and trim and do your little pussy exercises to make it good and tight. Cause once a poor bastard flies in there you are gonna want to slam that trap shut tight because heaven knows soon after you're gonna blow the fuck back up like an inflatable raft. So get crackin fatty. Open that can of tuna and chow down. Today is legs and abs and no more than 20 min of cardio. 200 g protein, 100 g of carbs and 50 g of fat. Get moving tubby. Get on over to the squat rack. You're going ass to grass for the next 30 minutes.

In reality you can't tell the truth strait like this. Feelings and all. Can't hurt a fat girl's feelings. I think there is a law or something. She wouldn't listen anyways but I would feel better.

 

[charliebigspuds]

@ SWOLE..I thought the same thing..

 

[Presser]

Next time I'll say look honey dew you are fat.. fat as fuck. I'll lay it on you strait. You put all this makup and hair color on to get a man that will fuck you and bring you a check every week for the rest of your chubby whiny life. Well that color stuff aint doing it. You want the prize you gotta work for it. You heard of the saying you draw more bees with honey than vinegar? Well right now you are a 300 lb sack of vinegar. You gotta use your head and bust your ass and get fit and trim and do your little pussy exercises to make it good and tight. Cause once a poor bastard flies in there you are gonna want to slam that trap shut tight because heaven knows soon after you're gonna blow the fuck back up like an inflatable raft. So get crackin fatty. Open that can of tuna and chow down. Today is legs and abs and no more than 20 min of cardio. 200 g protein, 100 g of carbs and 50 g of fat. Get moving tubby. Get on over to the squat rack. You're going ass to grass for the next 30 minutes.

In reality you can't tell the truth strait like this. Feelings and all. Can't hurt a fat girl's feelings. I think there is a law or something. She wouldn't listen anyways but I would feel better.

lmao, thats some of the funniest shit I've reading a while, and for whatever reason, the voice in my head was that old squeaky gangster voice while reading your thread, ya know the one that says, "see here copper, you'll never catch me, see see " that bugsy voice, lol, "yeah yeah I'll lay it on ya straight sweet heart…"

and yeah your wasting your time brutha, you know it, we know it, and the cow knows it!

 

[glycomann]

lmao, thats some of the funniest shit I've reading a while, and for whatever reason, the voice in my head was that old squeaky gangster voice while reading your thread, ya know the one that says, "see here copper, you'll never catch me, see see " that bugsy voice, lol, "yeah yeah I'll lay it on ya straight sweet heart…"

and yeah your wasting your time brutha, you know it, we know it, and the cow knows it!

I love Looney Tunes. Another product political correctness ruined.

 

[crash]

I hear this shit all the time I don't know why I am so big I don't eat hardly anything then I see them with a coke and a honey bun!!!!! Most people have no clue about nutrition and how there body works.

 

[guardianactual]

chick-fil-A yum Cheat meal!

 

[glycomann]

^^ Fatty cows especially. They can walk into a donut shop and the calories are sucked in just from their gravity. Then, of course, their yap opens and 5 minutes later its time to make the donuts again.

 

[Presser]

^^ Fatty cows especially. They can walk into a donut shop and the calories are sucked in just from their gravity. Then, of course, their yap opens and 5 minutes later its time to make the donuts again.

lmao, Calorie Accretion! then boom a planet is born! lol

 

[echo419]

I don't know why I bother. This obese chick works the desk sometimes at my gym. She's friends with a pretty one that works the desk sometimes. So the pretty one flirts with me all the time so I felt friendly enough to talk to the fat cow one. So the cow says shes not working tonight but hanging around to do cardio. I asked if she plans to lift. No she doesn't lift. So looking at her I can tell ehr diet is shit. loaded with carbs and or she is starving herself on and off with about 15 g of protein a day either way. So I explain a few things about nutrition and partitioning and how to eat, manipulate macros and train to shift metabolism, grow muscle and make it work for you. Her eyes glaze over. She has no clue, giggles and tells me to have a good workout. I'm pretty sure she think she know better than me even though I'm in my mid 50s jacked and lean. The bitch is doomed to be a cow all her fat life and there is no helping her. I may as well tell her to go to chick-fil-A 3 times a day and enjoy her life because she is to stupid and undisciplined to get and leaner than 45% BF.

but how do you really feel.

 

[CR6]

LMAO @ Echo!
(it's still early but, this may be the comment of the day!)

 

[glycomann]

but how do you really feel.

Feelings make me sweat and get the shits.

 

[echo419]

Feelings make me sweat and get the shits.

thought I had feelings once. it was when Little Foot's mom died in The Land Before Time. turns out it was just gas. I was 4.

 

[Jennytoo]

I have a fat GF that is just won't take any of my advice . Not sure she is jealous, lazy or too insecure to try . My guess is all three. I want to become a trainer and I wonder how I will deal with this with clients and be a good motivator..this will be a challenging part of the job for sure

 

[simon1]

I hear this shit all the time I don't know why I am so big I don't eat hardly anything then I see them with a coke and a honey bun!!!!! Most people have no clue about nutrition and how there body works.

Agreed!

 

[Buffalo]

Bro I see that all of the time! When I post pics on instagram or facebook I always get the "I wish I had your discipline." It's pretty damn easy, if you want it you'll do it, if you really don't want it you won't do it.

I just had a friend post her stair mill stats from her 1 hour session and said now she's ready for drinks and food for the weekend. Seriously man, women are fucking dumber when it comes to trying to get fit. Yeah I said it!

 

[Get_Swole]

I have a fat GF that is just won't take any of my advice . Not sure she is jealous, lazy or too insecure to try . My guess is all three. I want to become a trainer and I wonder how I will deal with this with clients and be a good motivator..this will be a challenging part of the job for sure

These are the best clients they always come back because they are too lazy to do it on their own. They work with you, get some results and go " I can do this on my own" then three months later what fat they did lose is back on and they are paying you again he he.