Vasectomy , Pain in the balls!!!!!!!!!!

[teeg]

Holy f^&*%&*^ shit. I had this procedure done 2 weeks ago tomorrow and I still have a left nut the size of a bull testicle!! I was told all will be good in 3 to 5 days.. NO way I have some friends that have had it done and said they had no problems at all and I want to throttle them right in the bag!!!!
I understand some of you really don't find this stuff a need to know but just thought I would share it in case someone is thinking of having it done. I think looking back I would have 5 more kids before having this done again!!! lololol maybe not..

 

[Presser]

Holy f^&*%&*^ shit. I had this procedure done 2 weeks ago tomorrow and I still have a left nut the size of a bull testicle!! I was told all will be good in 3 to 5 days.. NO way I have some friends that have had it done and said they had no problems at all and I want to throttle them right in the bag!!!!
I understand some of you really don't find this stuff a need to know but just thought I would share it in case someone is thinking of having it done. I think looking back I would have 5 more kids before having this done again!!! lololol maybe not..

LMAO, sorry to hear that and bro i take Testosterone, so I'm not fertile! Don't know that i could snip snip my shit! lol,

 

[Presser]

oh and how big is a bull testicle anyhow lol

 

[cloudstrife1218]

I would say if the pain doesn't subside, go to the ER bud. you may have an infection if you're still in that much pain.

 

[Minima]

oh and how big is a bull testicle anyhow lol

Google will help you figure that out real quick. Usually like a kiwi, just as fuzzy too. Deffinitly not as sweet though....
Sorry about your balls bro just have the lady kiss em till they're better....on second thought... probably not a good idea blue bull balls probably won't feel too fantastic.

 

[Get_Swole]

I would say if the pain doesn't subside, go to the ER bud. you may have an infection if you're still in that much pain.

I was kind of thinking the same, I have never heard of that much swelling for that long. Circulation problem, or infection seems like a possibility. Things could have gotten twisted during the procedure.

 

[viciouscycle]

I had mine done , and it only took about a week to heal.I would be calling the doctor asap!

 

[Presser]

Google will help you figure that out real quick. Usually like a kiwi, just as fuzzy too. Deffinitly not as sweet though....
Sorry about your balls bro just have the lady kiss em till they're better....on second thought... probably not a good idea blue bull balls probably won't feel too fantastic.

not as sweet? lmao eewwww bro lol

 

[cloudstrife1218]

So much Wang talk om here. Lol

 

[teeg]

saw doctor Wednesday and he put me on indomethacin an old arthritis anti inflammatory rough on stomach but great for my swollen nut.I started it that night 6 hours later swelling had decreased. This morning was my 4 dose and swelling is way down. Doctor said the other day that I probably did something" like lift something to heavy" and might have cause some bleeding which in turned caused swelling. I go back to him today I feel good things are getting close to normal.
Doctor will give me the green light to resume sexual activity if swelling is down enough WOOOT

Presser here is a visual reference for you. it was a bit thinner but pretty damn accurate of how it sat in my wife's hand lololololol.

 

[Presser]

saw doctor Wednesday and he put me on indomethacin an old arthritis anti inflammatory rough on stomach but great for my swollen nut.I started it that night 6 hours later swelling had decreased. This morning was my 4 dose and swelling is way down. Doctor said the other day that I probably did something" like lift something to heavy" and might have cause some bleeding which in turned caused swelling. I go back to him today I feel good things are getting close to normal.
Doctor will give me the green light to resume sexual activity if swelling is down enough WOOOT

Presser here is a visual reference for you. it was a bit thinner but pretty damn accurate of how it sat in my wife's hand lololololol.

dude please tell me your exaggerating lol, was your nut really that swollen? Say it aint so bro lol,

 

[teeg]

I was kind of thinking the same, I have never heard of that much swelling for that long. Circulation problem, or infection seems like a possibility. Things could have gotten twisted during the procedure.

My 1st thought was a hemorrhage which I've heard of but that is a very rare instance. I also had the twisted idea to but I really had done anything to manipulate it to twist.

 

[teeg]

dude please tell me your exaggerating lol, was your nut really that swollen? Say it aint so bro lol,

UMMM yeah man it was sooooo close to that its not even funny. Well it's funny now that's the swelling has gone way down. I knew it was swollen at work but didn't really have a chance to get a good check on it till I got to doctors office that day. I almost had a fucking stroke when I dropped my pants for the doctor and with the good lighting in the room saw just how big it was. I had a panic attack right then started sweating increased heart rate the whole works man fucking scared the shit out of me, but the doctor was so calm and relaxed really set me at ease. He said he's been doing them for 10 years and every so often something this happens. He also said my case isn't ideal but not nearly as bad as it could be.

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The real messed up thing is my right testie is normal and then I had this monstrosity on the left side. It kind of reminded me of Chris Farley in Tommy Boy " fat guy in a little coat"

 

[Presser]

UMMM yeah man it was sooooo close to that its not even funny. Well it's funny now that's the swelling has gone way down. I knew it was swollen at work but didn't really have a chance to get a good check on it till I got to doctors office that day. I almost had a fucking stroke when I dropped my pants for the doctor and with the good lighting in the room saw just how big it was. I had a panic attack right then started sweating increased heart rate the whole works man fucking scared the shit out of me, but the doctor was so calm and relaxed really set me at ease. He said he's been doing them for 10 years and every so often something this happens. He also said my case isn't ideal but not nearly as bad as it could be.

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The real messed up thing is my right testie is normal and then I had this monstrosity on the left side. It kind of reminded me of Chris Farley in Tommy Boy " fat guy in a little coat"

thats good bro, my doctor would have been laughing his own balls off and then called in all the nurse staff to come have a look at this monstrosity lol

 

[cloudstrife1218]

Lmao presser you have no idea. The things we talk about behind closed doors and far away from our patients is at the very least humorous

 

[KletoReese]

LMAO, sorry to hear that and bro i take Testosterone, so I'm not fertile! Don't know that i could snip snip my shit! lol,

Lol! I'm.with you on this one Presser and going the same route

 

[KletoReese]

Oh Teeg Brother....Get it checked!

 

[Get_Swole]

Holy shit, if my nut was that big, I would have driven to the doctor immediately. that is huge, specially since I'm used to my test nuts and them not exactly being huge haha.

 

[teeg]

Lmao presser you have no idea. The things we talk about behind closed doors and far away from our patients is at the very least humorous

I would have to say if I was my doctor that would have made the topic of some conversation that night.lololol

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Oh Teeg Brother....Get it checked!

OHHHHHH brother I did the day I noticed it I was on the phone and at the doctors door !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Presser]

Holy shit, if my nut was that big, I would have driven to the doctor immediately. that is huge, specially since I'm used to my test nuts and them not exactly being huge haha.

yeah it would be funny to see one of my Raisin Nuts next to that fucking Bull NUT! lol,