went in for a semen analysis today

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3J

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talk about a weird exp..

wife and i have been trying to have a baby for about 6 months.. im on 200mg test a week with 400iu hcg eod (recently upped to help sperm count)..

went to my wifes prego doc and he recommended a semen analysis..

they take you to a room with a reclining chair.. there is a tv with a roku player full of porn.. and they give you a cup.. worst part is it was an old pinoy woman who came in the room and had to explain how to do everything, including running the porn.. lol

i stopped here there and asked her to leave the room lmao..

im 99% sure my sperm count is too low to have a kid.. and i need to take my hcg up to 1500iu twice a week to even cause a dent in that department.. i just only have 5000iu a month right now.. so i need 12000 to get the job done..
 
Hahaha, you ever see the Billy Crystal movie Forget Paris? He has to fill a cup and goes into the room and just can't do it. He ask them if he can do it at home and they say that he can, but they have to have the sperm within 15 minutes of ejaculation to test it properly. It turns into a whole funny scene with him racing back to the clinic and of course a cop pulls him over and asks what the hurry is. He says some funny thing about having to deliver his sperm somewhere and gets into real trouble.
 
3J said:
talk about a weird exp..

wife and i have been trying to have a baby for about 6 months.. im on 200mg test a week with 400iu hcg eod (recently upped to help sperm count)..

went to my wifes prego doc and he recommended a semen analysis..

they take you to a room with a reclining chair.. there is a tv with a roku player full of porn.. and they give you a cup.. worst part is it was an old pinoy woman who came in the room and had to explain how to do everything, including running the porn.. lol

i stopped here there and asked her to leave the room lmao..

im 99% sure my sperm count is too low to have a kid.. and i need to take my hcg up to 1500iu twice a week to even cause a dent in that department.. i just only have 5000iu a month right now.. so i need 12000 to get the job done..
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wife and I did two rounds of invitro fertilization, and have beautiful 2.5 year old twins, boy and girl! and I couldnt jack it in the room they set me up in, so they let me take it home and jack in my bed then i drove it over to the fertility doctor as fast as i could lol,

first time i got checked out i had literally 0 viable sperm! took HCG and got up a good sperm count, and froze it, first round wife got pregnant then miscaried, second round we got twins, and Yes My kids now are from frozen sperm lmao! and they were fertilized in a petri dish for days before put into my wife, hence Invitro fert.


Best of luck to you bro! if you guys have any questions feel free to ask, my wife took a ton of meds, and i just took hcg but we have some real word experience if your ever in need, or just wanna talk!

Truly a blessing having kids, so i really wish ya luck
 
Same as Presser.....we did about 6 rounds of IVF with our Fertility Doc until our miracle baby came to us.....along with the HCG you need to be taking FSH to increase sperm count....I was zero for a few years, it took about a year to get up to 16 million...which means I had to shut down all gear which made me not want to work out so I didn't......like Presser said, its a true blessing so if you have to give up the gear for a year or 6 months its totally worth it.....the gear will always be there..Good luck to you
 
forgot to mention the "room" right outside the front desk girls that you could hear talking......so I brought my wife into the room with me so that she could "help out"............No way I was gong to jerk off in a closet to 70's hariy porn.........hahaha.......
we then got permission to collect sample at home since the office wasn't that far away.......
 
Good luck to 3J and Congratulations to everyone who went through IVF. My wife and I had an appointment with the fertility dr. and boom lucked out before our appointment. We now have 2, a 5 yr old girl and a 20 month son.

As eswol said the gear will always be there.
 
yeah i had to stay of gear for about a year or so to, sucked donkey balls! But imagine being off gear for a year, finally getting your sperm count up, and freezing it, like we did, and my wife miscaried first round, so imagine had i of went right back on gear soon as she was pregnant the first time, i would have had to start over, then imagine if my frozen left over sperm was no good, and im back on gear, and no sperm again for a while, my wife would have fucking killed!!

So long story short is, dont trust that your frozen sperm will be viable again incase wife doesnt get pregnant right away, and make sure you stay offf the gear until she is pregnant and very very far along or until you have the kids!!!

That is very important
 
Got results.. Im at 5.5 million.. Healthy male is at 20 million.. But my hcg dosage is low.. I really think I can get it up high enough if I blast hcg
 
PResser, that happened exactly the way you stated. I had frozen sperm, and thought that was enough so as soon as we got prego I jumped back on..........a year later she wanted another but the frozen sperm didn't take and I was already back on for a year............long story short...make sure before jumping back on..........
 
eswol said:
PResser, that happened exactly the way you stated. I had frozen sperm, and thought that was enough so as soon as we got prego I jumped back on..........a year later she wanted another but the frozen sperm didn't take and I was already back on for a year............long story short...make sure before jumping back on..........
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yeah, i had heard from another couple whos sperm were no good the second time around, and another couple who froze there fertilized eggs said their fertilized eggs were no good, our doctor assured us the freezing practices had advanced and specimens were not dying off like before when being thawed out, but its better to be safe than sorry!

Also we have 3 or 5 i cant believe i cant remember exactly but we have a few fertilized eggs frozen now, just waiting to go, still paying storage fees each month...my wife cries every time we talk about what to do with them, as they are fertilized so to her little people, to me, im not real sure , but i do feel funny having them destroyed since they are already fertilized, so i just keep paying storage fees lol,

Anyways, some ladies who know they dont want another kid, but have fertilized eggs, either donate them to couple in need, or have them put into them during a time when they know they cant take, so they die inside the female, thats pretty weird to me but hey who am i to judge!


anyways sorry didnt mean to hi-jack your thread 3J, just not many people have gone through this and its pretty cool to talk about and get different perspectives!
 
3J said:
Got results.. Im at 5.5 million.. Healthy male is at 20 million.. But my hcg dosage is low.. I really think I can get it up high enough if I blast hcg
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dude your golden!
 
Presser said:
dude your golden!
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golden would have been knocking her up within the first 3 months..

doc fed me some bullshit about absolutely having to do IVF.. took me for a fool. you only need one sperm asshole.. so what i want to do is up the hCG high enough to get close to 20 million while not desensitizing my laydeg cells..

actually come to think of it.. this would make a killer article.. nothing like going through it to drive you to a great article.. lol
she cries every time she gets her damn period...
 
3J said:
golden would have been knocking her up within the first 3 months..

doc fed me some bullshit about absolutely having to do IVF.. took me for a fool. you only need one sperm asshole.. so what i want to do is up the hCG high enough to get close to 20 million while not desensitizing my laydeg cells..

actually come to think of it.. this would make a killer article.. nothing like going through it to drive you to a great article.. lol
she cries every time she gets her damn period...
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yes it would make for a great article, this has come up many times, guys asking about having kids and steroid use and when and how to do this and that, it would be a solid article in my opinion brutha!

Be careful calling your doctor an asshole bro, your kids might come out with his eyes and nose! lol, and yes that scared the piss out of me, having my sperm mixed up with some other jack off, or my doctor not wanting to explain to me how they lost my sperm and him just dropping a load for me lmao, i thought of all that crazy shit!

And the scariest of all, was waiting til the twins were born and praying they were healthy, no diseases or syndromes, etc... ahhh what a relief. bringing tears to my eye as we speak, lol, shit!
 
after doing some research, seems there have been males with my sperm count getting women naturally pregnant.. not all hope is lost..

i started my higher dosage of 400iu eod about 2 months ago.. spermatogenesis takes 3 months if i recall correctly.. so that would mean i have yet to see the boost.. i think.. lol
 
yeah im not sure what the number was my dr gave me for bieing enough naturally, the thing is, my wifes uterus was inverted, so sperm were not able to get in easily, so it was a must for us even if i have a quadrazillion sperms lol,
 
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