Craziest Shit You have Seen in th Gym.

[drtbear1967]

Several years ago, I was training at a gym where this older Africa man trained. He was strong as a bull but when he trained he didn't count in English or count at all but made this sound that sounded like he was saying Fuckaone and then he would change it up and it sounded like he was saying fuckasis. One day, the wife and I were training and these two young college girls were in there and old Fuckaone ( That is what we called him) was going to town. The young ladies were watching him and they were scared out of their minds. My wife had me to go over and tell them what was going on.

I was got a big kick watching him train, especially around new people.

 

[yellow snow]

Funniest thing I ever saw ( I know I shouldn't laugh) was a guy doing french curls and his tris just gave out and he slammed his hand down on his eyes. He had two black eyes for a week............classic!!

 

[Metal85]

an almost 7 foot tall guy try me, that stunk so bad that I knew when we started fighting and it went to the ground I would most likely vomit on him.

 

[drtbear1967]

I was training one day and a lady came in and started training. I had seen her and spoke in passing but never really talked to her. She was a very classy lady, never had her stuff hanging out or anything. She was there to train and get out. Just so happens that the machine that I was on, was right behind her. She was doing good mornings and bless her heart when she bent over you could see right through her tights. I got to laughing and had to just get up and move. I didn't have it in me to tell her.

 

[kelrox91]

I'm not sure what it is about older ladies but once they reach a certain age apparently they no longer care to wear clothes in the locker room. I was going to switch out some laundry and came around the corner to see this lady around 55-60?, her huge breasts are covered in tattoos and they were swaying every which way as she came out of the steam room, well she dropped the towel she was carrying and she turned around and bent over straight legged and coughed... I'll leave the rest to your imagination but just know it's something No matter how hard I try, I can't un-see! Haha

One morning at work, one guy on the left side of the gym was lifting heavy and would grunt really loud, then right after another guy on the right side of the gym who was also lifting hard would say "yeesss"... both had on headphones and couldn't hear the other one. It was really awkward for the rest of us until they finished their set... haha!

We also have a regular little old man who loves Lucy workout capris & an older lady who enjoys cardio on the treadmill without a bra... [emoji15]


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[jolt]

Sweaty asses in spandex at every machine...ahhhhhh
I get distracted at people gyms. I find hole in the wall ones and i do see some funny stuff i will get back with one.

 

[PUMPED]

90% of members doing side laterals or checking a phone between sets.

 

[yellow snow]

Honestly the craziest thing I see now in the gym isn't crazy it is common place. Taking selfies in the mirror and posting them online........................back in the day you would get your ass kick for something like that.

 

[PUMPED]

Honestly the craziest thing I see now in the gym isn't crazy it is common place. Taking selfies in the mirror and posting them online........................back in the day you would get your ass kick for something like that.

Damn that is another one.

 

[drtbear1967]

I love to watch people, me and the wife will go to Walmart and set at the Subway and watch people. Craziest shit on earth. Anyway, I was waiting for my turn on the hydro massage and saw a bunch of guys talking to someone at the front desk. I had just walked by and knew that these guy smelled of old socks and ass, I just shook my head and went on up to the seats. I was watching as this cardio bunny was walking up front and just waiting to see what was going to happen when she hit the wall of swamp ass. The closer she got, you could see her eye searching for the smell, just as she passed the guys and got the full blown smell.... projectile vomit everywhere. I almost lost my shit... I laughed so hard that day. What was even funnier was the guys that were the cause of her puking, where trying to help her and they just kept making it worse. She was a nice shade of green when I walked to the hydro bed.

 

[LeatherHead]

Gotta love the pulling/pushing heavy weight farts, or the thing that happened to me while doing pull downs with most of the stack... the cable broke, weights crashed down, and I ended up on my head, hanging off of the seat. lol

 

[yellow snow]

I love to watch people, me and the wife will go to Walmart and set at the Subway and watch people. Craziest shit on earth. Anyway, I was waiting for my turn on the hydro massage and saw a bunch of guys talking to someone at the front desk. I had just walked by and knew that these guy smelled of old socks and ass, I just shook my head and went on up to the seats. I was watching as this cardio bunny was walking up front and just waiting to see what was going to happen when she hit the wall of swamp ass. The closer she got, you could see her eye searching for the smell, just as she passed the guys and got the full blown smell.... projectile vomit everywhere. I almost lost my shit... I laughed so hard that day. What was even funnier was the guys that were the cause of her puking, where trying to help her and they just kept making it worse. She was a nice shade of green when I walked to the hydro bed.

that has to be one of the funniest..........to be a fly on the wall. Definitly work the price of admission!!

 

[TheHeidikins]

At about 9PM one night, I saw a guy spend about 45 minutes on the treadmill in his business clothes. No word of a lie - dress pants and oxford collar. He was sweating like a MANIAC, too. It was... interesting.

Never saw him again at my gym. I always secretly hope I might, because I think you have to be having a pretty bad day to just say "fuck it" and run like a beast without even bothering to get changed first. I always hope he has had better days since that one lol.

 

[Iron Game]

I don't know if its the craziest thing I have seen but I see it more and more. Guys girlfriend's will come in and hang out/watch the boyfriend workout (usually a scrawny pretty boy not much to watch).
OR
weirdo doing psudo calisthenics (looks like a wrestling coach) accross the gym. None of the moves make a lot of sense but he doesn't know, lol. Matter of fact no one could tell him he wasn't Captain Awesome.