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You May Exprerience Some Down Time During Server Maintenance! Bear With Us!

We are trying to upgrade the site for better , faster, browsing experience!

Thank You!
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If the site is down how would we see this message? Lol I was blaming Tapacrap

Because its intermittent , and live version pops up once in a while where you can read this message , then it goes down again showing a cached version a bit older.

Trying to rectify it this as we speak
 
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crazy bastard.

and please let us know if you experience any down time, or error messages from here on out.
 
yes i know, this shit better get better or we will have no choice but to switch to another server, this company has been steller with uptime, so im giving them a little time to get their network issues resolved, but its costing me money
 
It sucks I hate even saying anything but the flip side is if I were you I aould want to know.

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lol, bro, im on here 24/7 trust me i know lol, but i would still like to know from others in case i think things are fine on my end but others are having issues that im unaware of,

so keep the updates coming if you guys experience downtime, or errors.

I also just turned off my railgun setting in cloudflare, and havent had a error since, not sure if its coincidence or what, but maybe railgun accelerated content to fast causeing the errors to happen, hope so, as i can do without railgun.

anyhow, please keep me informaed guys and gals if u continue to get errors, or old cache copy of our site that comes up when were down. Id like to know! I need to know actually
 
HA HA HE HE, YO Pres almost pissed on my self when I read that & this came to mind...."remember when u jerk off on technology it just means that it is fuckin u & u didn't come yet!!! but that ain't bad if U busted a nut afta u got fuked, RIGHT!!! C what happens when Nigaz ain't got a job & got all day 2 fuck with a computer:dizzy:
:arcade: That's me jerking off on technology
 
I havent experienced any downtime since early this morning, i truned rail gun speed accelerator off, and at same time theother admin here turned off another feature of cloud flare, so not sure which one has fixed the issue , he says his fix, but im afraid to turn rail gun back on incase it was my fix, or the combination lmao lol,
 
ok, well i just turned rail gun back on, so hopefully site doesnt start getting errors again,

if you guys get any errors or cached copy of site, please post it here when ur able to
 
Got error! So turned rail gun back off! Bs network can't handle rail gun for some reason
 
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You[h=3]Browser[/h]Working


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