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    Default Tiger heckler gets the Taser treatment

    So here are two words you don't often hear together: Taser and golf. But since this is a Tiger Woods-related story, you aren't really surprised, are you? Yeah, didn't think so.

    Okay, so here's the story. Apparently a golf fan behind the 11th green at the Friday round of The Players, having imbibed a bit too much, decided to make with the Tiger heckling. So far, so normal, right? No word on what he said, but five bucks says he tried the already-hack "Get in the hole? That's what she said!" routine.

    Fine, make your joke, let Tiger go on his merry just-under-par way. But since nobody -- not media, not haters, not Tiger disciples, nobody -- seems to be able to leave Tiger alone, it didn't end there. No, Travis Parmelee of Jacksonville, Fla. kept going on and on and on. Local cops tries to calm him down, but Parmelee was having none of that, and got rowdier and rowdier. (Was this a golf tournament or a Phillies game?) So the police did what I would love to be able to do on a daily basis used their best judgment and Tasered the mouthy fellow. They hit him once, bro, and that was that.

    Tiger didn't have any comments about the heckler -- or, at least, nobody asked him -- but it's pretty safe to say that TW wouldn't give a public comment. Privately, well ... I know if I were in Tiger's shoes, I'd be smiling at this story.

    (By the way, this is the second Taser-related sports story in less than a week, after the incident in Philadelphia in which a fan ran onto the field. Is this something we need to be worried about? Security guards can be enough of a pain without them getting Taser-happy. Do we need a Taser summit?)
     

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    LOL!! They had to know that this was coming... no pun intended.
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    LMFAO Right outta Happy Gilmore.....Jackass!
     

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    Tiger is a bitch and deserves everything he gets!!!!!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabecamp View Post
    Tiger is a bitch and deserves everything he gets!!!!!
    Agreed, he's dirty! I just used to think he was a nerdy golf player... now he's a nerdy golf player who's banged lots of dirty sluts behind his wife's back.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by steph View Post
    Agreed, he's dirty! I just used to think he was a nerdy golf player... now he's a nerdy golf player who's banged lots of dirty sluts behind his wife's back.
    lmao sounds like "Normalsucks" hero!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    lmao sounds like "Normalsucks" hero!
    LOL, though norm's gf might not be too happy to hear that!
     

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    Get in the hole, thats what she said. Thats too funny. It cracks me up that he thinks hes immune to criticism. I am sick of hearing his excuses and to tell you the truth Im not buying his apology at all. The saddest thing is that the women weren't even attractive.
    Is a fictitious character who talks about interesting topics just for fun. If your arms are 12 inches...don't shave them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steph View Post
    Agreed, he's dirty! I just used to think he was a nerdy golf player... now he's a nerdy golf player who's banged lots of dirty sluts behind his wife's back.
    i fail to see a problem here, lol
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