BStrongBwell*
03-14-2002, 11:51 AM
What do you think the typical day would be like on an imaginary street somewhere where all the MC bro's-N-bra's lived side-by-side as neighbors?...hmmm....
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>Tiny and Tubby are roommates living next door to Napalm & Dez. Tubby works to support them, because Tiny is too lazy to leave the house, except for the gym or course.
>Napalm would be out at his mailbox holding his postal worker by the collar threatening to kick his ass if he didn't deliver the shit NOW! Dez would have to come out to smooth things over to keep Napalm from being arrested and sent to prison for assaulting a federal employee.
> Presser & Fly live a few doors down. Fly would be cooking up some seriously tasty Spanish cuisine that makes everyone want to walk by the house just to smell it. Presser would be out in the yard in his tighty-whiteys, yelling at everyone to “move on, there’ll be no supper for you here tonight!”.
>Right next door, Sticky and Sasha could be seen through their upstairs bedroom window…Sasha is spanking Sticky…very HARD! “Harder!” Sticky yells!
>Pumdog could be seen sitting on his deck, catching a tan and writing articles.
>Geared is settled down now…he tries to convince the neighborhood kids that he’s nothing like the rest of us hoodlums. He has to explain this frequently because there is always a line at his door of newbies asking him questions like “can I drink winny?” and “if I do a 15-week Anadrol and D-bol cycle, when should I start my winny?”
>Prez would have a big sign in his front yard that says “BUMP”. He’s often spotted yelling at passing cars to “get off your ass and go promote the site!”
>Auri would have two residences on the block. He’d have his wife and family in the house next to Geared, and he’d have his girlfriend in the one beside Tiny and Tubby. What he doesn’t know though is that his girlfriend is banging Tiny and Tubby---together….daily!
>Rifty would be making his rounds trying to keep everyone from being pissed off at everyone else…
>Rico’s wife has started hanging out with Auri’s wife. That’s very bad…for Rico! They trade stories about how much shit they can give their hubbys when they get home from work.
>Captaindbol lives next to Auri’s GF. He’s always out by the garden in his yard…posing in the nude. He’s jealous that Tiny and Tubby are banging Auri’s gf, and she won’t give him any.
Ok, there are so many more…maybe someone else can add some…
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>Tiny and Tubby are roommates living next door to Napalm & Dez. Tubby works to support them, because Tiny is too lazy to leave the house, except for the gym or course.
>Napalm would be out at his mailbox holding his postal worker by the collar threatening to kick his ass if he didn't deliver the shit NOW! Dez would have to come out to smooth things over to keep Napalm from being arrested and sent to prison for assaulting a federal employee.
> Presser & Fly live a few doors down. Fly would be cooking up some seriously tasty Spanish cuisine that makes everyone want to walk by the house just to smell it. Presser would be out in the yard in his tighty-whiteys, yelling at everyone to “move on, there’ll be no supper for you here tonight!”.
>Right next door, Sticky and Sasha could be seen through their upstairs bedroom window…Sasha is spanking Sticky…very HARD! “Harder!” Sticky yells!
>Pumdog could be seen sitting on his deck, catching a tan and writing articles.
>Geared is settled down now…he tries to convince the neighborhood kids that he’s nothing like the rest of us hoodlums. He has to explain this frequently because there is always a line at his door of newbies asking him questions like “can I drink winny?” and “if I do a 15-week Anadrol and D-bol cycle, when should I start my winny?”
>Prez would have a big sign in his front yard that says “BUMP”. He’s often spotted yelling at passing cars to “get off your ass and go promote the site!”
>Auri would have two residences on the block. He’d have his wife and family in the house next to Geared, and he’d have his girlfriend in the one beside Tiny and Tubby. What he doesn’t know though is that his girlfriend is banging Tiny and Tubby---together….daily!
>Rifty would be making his rounds trying to keep everyone from being pissed off at everyone else…
>Rico’s wife has started hanging out with Auri’s wife. That’s very bad…for Rico! They trade stories about how much shit they can give their hubbys when they get home from work.
>Captaindbol lives next to Auri’s GF. He’s always out by the garden in his yard…posing in the nude. He’s jealous that Tiny and Tubby are banging Auri’s gf, and she won’t give him any.
Ok, there are so many more…maybe someone else can add some…