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that would be fun but can't forget the whipped cream YUM :D

Korn was great but I want to see third eye blind and Dave Matthews Band.

That is great I am happy for you

I like this one

those are great

awwww cute

OMG thats a dude, SICK

I did it while you were drunk. :)

FU to all the smart ass people that I encounter at work

hi and welcome to mc. :)

I thought you all would like it, I found it pretty funny as well.

lol very funny

You know I don't care if Harvey leaves the seat up, I don't really understand why it bothers women.

OK ladies, here is what Harvey and myself came up with for a new workout routine, what do you think? I was doing high reps before, we thought it would be a good idea to go to heavier weights for fewer reps for a while. The idea is either the weight or # of reps has to increase each week. I'm...

Yeah sorry should have warned you.

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last...

this one is my favorit I'm not eating any more chicken... A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches." "Why?" he asked. "'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here," she said, pointing to the...

Can't we just make his legs longer? There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that...

When I get big, fat, and juicy... There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you...

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