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POEM # 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass

As far as I know they are going to talk to a lawyer after the funeral tomorrow. I just don't think any of this is right.

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No I don't have any horney friends. They are all married or have a boyfriend. I will keep you in mind if I meet any new girls.

Hey I did that too!

they have 3 witnesses that said they would testify if they had to. I just think this whole mess is a bunch of shit.

Harvey can't type for shit when he is drunk. I will be getting drunk next sat. while Harvey is not drinking.

I just have to ask if this seems right to any of you. About 2 or 3 weeks ago my uncle got into a car accident. THis girl was going about 80mph in a 35mph she hit my uncles truck head on he was in the back of the truck. When she hit him he flipped out and his truck ran him over. (he was on...

Harvey says I am too horny. If I could I would have sex all day everyday!

No I don't have a sister and Harvey why don't you ever wake me with oral?

We'll I wake Harvey up sometimes in the morning with a bj. I think the most fun is when I sneak over to his house in the middle of the night to suck it, I always love doing it when he doesn't expect it.

you can name her pussy, then when you call her in from outside you can say, Here pussy, here kitty kitty. :)

that is the craziest thing I have ever heard.

Harvey and I go out mostly on the weekends! We go to the movies or to some friends house.

Yeah yeah Harvey thats what you always say. You will not be sleeping this weekend! :)

Harvey and I had sex a lot at this park (years ago) but it was way after hours. It was fun Harvey we need to do something like that again. So do we have a date this weekend? (do you wanna)

I have to say during a christmas party under the deck in a nice resutrant. Okay Friday or Saturday we have a date at the Huddle House bathroom!

But where you want to try it while drunk it where cops drive by a lot! Lets go back to the huddle house! :)