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Any of the elaphe or lampropeltis genus, they're diurnal *laughs and snorts at the same time while pushing up horn rim glasses with tape around the nose piece and readjusting my pocket protector*

Al, she was using the regular run of the mill "make your room smell nice kind"......plus it had been burning for hours. SO, when she said, "Now lay back and close your eyes." I had something totally different in mind......... Honestly, I thought for a second she'd cut me or something. She was/is...

aaaahhh, you're too young and inexperienced to hang with me, baby......... I know you French guys are known for your romanticizm, but I'm still the freakin' man!

Well, it hurt me dammit....lol I guess she thought it was the sort of thing I was into but what it did was take away from the "act" she was performing at the time.......with burning wax on my stomach, for some reason I had difficulty concentrating on little else

Pretty cool, huh? A former Mr. Olympia and probably the main reason most of you even picked up a weight for the first time is now the Governor of California!! What a huge win......I'm wondering if he'll continue to contribute to M&F and Flex AND if he'll continue to play such a key role in...

Looks great bro! Great to have you here, and good luck at your next show! man, you guys with big biceps are really starting to hurt my feelings

Well,I for one am glad I could've been there in person to cheer you on brotha...... Just sorry I was a little drunk when I did it!

I recognize you from FG......great to have you hear

Newfie's are awesome water rescue dogs......they've been shown jumping from helicopters into bodies of water to save people in distress. They can even tow a small row boat with a few people inside! Been meaning to check into them a bit more, but my Akita just doesn't like other dogs too much......

I wonder how many of you had to do a quick search on the meanings of these words before you posted.......lol I don't need to have some sort of a god complex....I AM god

I don't like natural peanut butter......gimme the sugar baby

aaaaahhhhh, the memories of good 'ole Nitrous Oxide....what a tool

I really hope I can attend.......sucks for you single guys if I do though....I'm awful purty

I had this done to me once by total surprise, and I can't imagine anyone liking the pain of having hot wax dripped on them. How could it possibly work wonders? I thought the [expletive] had stabbed me or something......

My wife and I hit it off the moment we started talking....seemed like we had so much in common. From that day, we saw each other every day for a month straight.......

yeah, some of the holograms leave dots, and some have V notches cut out of them....... my 50 ml enant worked well for me, and I didn't experience any of the pain that most people have

the schwartz ones are kick ass....they taste like sex to me

sorry mailboxkillr, I'm in rare form tonight

your own hole doesn't count, bro

Sounds to me like Rad's talkin' a little shit there Saks.....you gonna take that from him?