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Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See > > > > > > 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. > > > > > > 16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." > > > > > > 15. The proctologist called...they found your head. > > > > > > 14. Everyone has...

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. --- 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... --- 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. --- 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? --- 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly...

There out and in good color tonight gonna try and get some pics for the city folks.

Finally made the 2k mile stone I'm a official whore now

check this video clip out. Too f-ing funny http://www.b-ill.com/albinator/showpic.php?pid=3090&aid=35&uuid=2

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer...

In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair) On a bag of...

Subject: Computer repair > > > > > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face... > > > This apparently was a real memo sent out by a > > > computer company to its employees in all > > > seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a > > > computer peripheral problem...

Here's one for the fellow drunks in da house. http://64.4.18.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=26d38fdfaa1d3675b7e0e0236d454bba&lat=1066437004&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2ebeer%2ecom%2fbrands%2fus%2flabattblue%2fpop_game1%2ehtml

Driving to the office this morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left. There was a woman in a brand new Mustang, doing 65 miles per hour, with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked...

Pussy THE CAT You don't have to own a cat or be owned by one to appreciate this... A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard...

a reference list of steroids! give props when theyre due........originally posted by small! BOLDENONE UNDECENOATE Boldane - (Squibb, Germany) Vebonol - (Ciba-Geigy Agrochemicals, UK; Ciba-Geigy, Australia, vet) BOLDENONE UNDECYLENATE Drive - (Australia) Equibold Equipoise - (Squibb)...

Another from splat@ massmonsters Gear Names!!! lookin to match a name? ...figured i would post this here in the middle of the traffic and a mod can move it after. Agoviron-depot - Test Suspension Agoviron inj - Test Propionate Ambosex - Estandron Amino glute ahimid - Cytadren Anabol -...

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearchr at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae...

It's a miracle we survived our childhood, considering this! > Was this before your time? > > We licked the beaters and didn't have anyone telling > us we were going to become deathly ill from eating batter with raw eggs in > it! > > At Easter time, we had our dyed Easter eggs in a nest on the...

(You need at least 4 correct answers to be considered literate!!) 1.) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2.) Which country makes Panama hats? 3.) From which animal do we get catgut? 4.) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5.) What is a camel's hair brush made...

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life? If: A B...

Whats everyones favorite hydroxycut xendrine stacker ect. Efedra only please.

You know your Italian when.......... Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? > Italians hate all witnesses. > > Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? > On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them > that said TO NY. > > You know you're Italian when . . . . You can...

If anybody get a e-mail from [email protected] with attachments delete it immediatly. I got infected with a klenz virus and thought norton quarentined it but found out today that it might not be. I'm working on getting this taken care of but I'm not that smart with computers. This...