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I always wanted to date a fluffer.

Sticky and Sasha already have had the 'baby'. And I'm telling you all - it's one good looking kid! All the props to those two.

I'm going to Mortuary School. I just call it that really - it's more like I sneak into the hospital morgue at night and play with the cadavers. I like propping them up, and putting a lit cigarette in their mouth. Then I usually say "Hey buddy - smoking will kill you man.." Then we all have a...

I never come here.

I can't believe you badmouthed me in public like that. I'm coming over tonight to get my legos. And my starwars lunchbox I let you borrow.

I love you my Smooth Brother :D 456 Big Pimpin!

I like how you effortlessly stuck your tongue out on that one pose. :p Nice work brother!

Wait, this is about pornography please. I have officially changed it.

I have a nice setup at this place I used to live. I'm pretty sure it's all there too. Hopefully I will get to move it all out and store it. LOL

I'm hairless now. I use a razor and Nair for men. Because I think I'm a man.

Gold is good. I just made a diamond ring for a customer today in 18karat yellow, and it was HUGE! It was just over 46grams. Oh well. I forgot what this thread was about? Pornography I think. Ok, let's see your breasts everyone!

I repaired someone's chewed navel ring a few weeks ago. You know how vigorous lovers can be. Maybe. You still haven't called me either. Chelle - that could really be your last name....you shouldnt divulge that on a public board with so many weirdos....like me.

Fighting is wrong. We should all love one another. I mean the women and me. You men can continue to fight.

Hey Keiser Roll. Call me?

Stop having your partner chew on them, and you'll be ok. :p Call me. Now.

For you, since you are one sexy assed bitch - I will install them myself. You will love the experience. If I give you a wedding gift, you must return to me a congratulatory divorce gift. Come on - let's go drinking.

I like Pudgy Wudgy the Love Slave......who else has any? :p

456 used to be a regular on here. Obviously - no longer.

I just lay duct tape on myself and rip.

Sweet pics Chelle!!