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I have printed out all your pictures on my high-resolution printer, and signed them all "Thanks for the wonderful weekend snugglebuns :) - call me soon!!!" I can do this because I'm Auriflex, the man without morals. So you know - I have that same towel rack.

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from the beach last week

I feel funny. Oh wait, I was sitting on a testicle.

Welcome 34!

You scare me BigShug

You have got to be shitting me. I mean, congratulations.

Love is in the air, in the whisper of the trees.... Once I thought the trees were trying to tell me something - but after one almost fell on me, I decided to burn down the woods. I'm vindictive like that.

I feel empty and cold. Tell me a story to warm my heart, and set my imagination afire.

Cliff bars are for wimmen. Not us manly men.

You should have sex with this vixen, many times. Lie to your wife, tell her you are out with friends or something. Don't become 80yrs old and think to yourself as you rock on the porch..."Damn, I should have hit that strange..." If you need to, try and justify your actions. I'm sure your...

I'm a little heavier - because I have a lot of change in my pocket. For the peep shows.

That last suggestion by Rick was pretty good....probably better than my threat to kill him and his goldfish. I think I hear sirens. I mailed my letter last Friday.

I take the bus. It's a shorty.

The best pizza has to be the one with pineapple and ham on it. Reminds me of the time I didnt go to Hawaii.

Mule was trying to hit 700 something - but didnt make it, I think. Anyway - can someone find the results on this comp? I've looked for 30mins and can't find a reference to it anywhere.

Come clean Al - that's you in those pictures. Don't be ashamed man.

yes, but im not taking the belt off. I know your tricks. Maybe.

Mule competed. And a new worlds record was set by someone (cant remember his name - he was the current WR holder though) 825lbs This guy eats 12k calories a day he said.....damn.

I put that belt on you for a reason. I think.