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I'm with that drool thing.

I ordered the pizza - from her house. We got hungry after all our cardio. Mostly it consisted of Sachet running from me - but it's still a workout.

Who else likes peanut butter? Mmmmm

Badger, let's not be drastic now. Favre isnt retiring yet...... :p

for body use some of that fancy hair removal cream. Nair makes it for men now, so you don't have to be embarrassed like you are when you buy junior condoms. I always thought Braun made nice shavers.

I think the answer is obvious. Kill her. With love. Next time she talks badly to you, softly stroke her arm once, and smile, never letting your eyes leave hers. Then lick your lips and ask her what she's doing later. I swear I have never done that.

My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me. I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it.

True story - I was driving down to Indy the other weekend to meet some friends, and I stopped at the taco hell. So I ordered some chicken tacos, and I handed the manager some 2dollar silver certificates. I think the series was 1934 or something like that - I dont really remember the date. So...

Pudgy, have I ever told you that I love you?

She's attractive. But she still seems like a child to me. I would marry her for her money though.

About a year HC, but I was fatter then too. I'm the same weight now - just with lower bf. I have a difficult time wanting to eat a lot of clean food. You can never get that soapy taste completely out of stuff, you know?

But he is fast as hell with those calves! Boston is a monster for a wideout. He makes almost every tightend look like a child.

The closest thing to gambling if ever done is betting my neighbor I could get her naked underneath me in 30seconds or less.

I've never heard that one - hahaha :) Thanks man.

Oh wait - I meant me. Hi everyone! :p

It's obvious that you others failed to pick up on my urine markings around her house. It's a territorial thing.

The best part was when Wolverine was killing all those guys with his sword finger things. Oh, and my popcorn was pretty good too.

Welcome to MC!

Don't ask me. I can't stop. God it's hard.

One day back on the wagon, and I was starving yesterday!! My body was jonesing for those excessive, worthless calories.