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  1. auriflex

    Lizard Pa tooiee

    I wanted to buy one of those - but I need a venemous reptile permit or some nonsense like that. I think they are cool though - I would name it Pudgy.
  2. auriflex

    I ate like a big fattie this week!

    I think the only thing I didnt eat was a ring-ding. My tummy hurty.:( Someone come rub my tummy.
  3. auriflex

    feeling wierd

    Sex
  4. auriflex

    Help Me! Help!

    I would have helped, but I only know stuff about sex.
  5. auriflex

    Ok i started to tan a few ?s

    I haven't tried that one yet - let me know how it works out.:p
  6. auriflex

    Oh man....

    I should have never baked these chocolate chip cookies. Forgive me father for I am about to sin some more. And again when I wake up for a snack. Maybe in the morning if anything is left. :(
  7. auriflex

    Who has vacations planned?

    I don't take vacations. I think it's because of the whole working thing.
  8. auriflex

    Goodnight!

    Sweet dreams you lifters and liftettes!:p
  9. auriflex

    MTV..TRUE LIFE...I want the perfect body

    I only watch the spring break episodes on MTV, or anything that might have women in them. Plus I'm reviewing my recipe box that night.
  10. auriflex

    Is sex on the 1st date ok?

    I want to say yes again. Yes it's ok to have sex on the first date.
  11. auriflex

    Happy or Miserable

    I like your dedication to your relationship. It has inspired me to go on strike, and demand enhanced 401k benefits, along with expanded health care to cover optical.
  12. auriflex

    Little gestures

    I like it when my man surprises me with a romantic bubble bath, scented with fragrant oils, and of course delicate rose petals. Wait. Nevermind.
  13. auriflex

    ~Understanding Man Talk~

    I'll take the clear coat. And you already know I have no proof. Mostly because as a man, I haven't thought that far ahead.
  14. auriflex

    Ok i started to tan a few ?s

    I think some tanning lotions actually degrade the plexiglass over time - so if you use those, try and hit the standup tanners. Otherwise be a real man and tan with nothing but what god gave ya.
  15. auriflex

    Ok i started to tan a few ?s

    Amen Sister! Where is this pool again?
  16. auriflex

    Biology

    That's funny, I have a smaller ring, but it's supposed to restrict blood flow. Later
  17. auriflex

    ~Understanding Man Talk~

    I'm pretty certain those are all filthy awful lies.
  18. auriflex

    Blind Date... uscensored...

    I'm addicted to that show!
  19. auriflex

    WeirdAl - 1 day before 1st contest

    I dont know anything about posing, or contests or even women - but what happened to those flaming locks of hair!!!!! Dude, you're bald!
  20. auriflex

    some updated poor quality juggalo pics

    Damn Juggie - I would swear you are 240 in those pics man. You look like an ass-beater. :D
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