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Oh man, those cookies were good. Almost like baked sex.

I did not eat five peanut butter cookies tonight!

Go postal. Don't forget your chocolate revolver, and right when you confront your boss in front of everyone with it, screaming how you are going to drink his blood, or some other atrocity - take the revolver, and put the barrel in your mouth biting down and savoring the delicious confection...

I cannot believe she didnt invite me along. I mean, I'm a fun person. It must be over between the two of us.

I'm the only cook in my house. Always was, always will be. Like the alpha and the omega. Except I'm not quite as omnipotent.

Welcome!

This is Nala a 8month old deaf pitbull that we are taking in to foster. Hopefully we can fatten her up, get her trained and find a family that wants a special girl :)

Hahahahaha! I laugh because it's so hard to cry online.

Sorry to hear about that. Hang in there.

Man, I broke out this new pint of mint chocolate cookie something, and thought I'd just have a couple spoonfuls....right. I think I finished that little bastard off in about 4 minutes.

Good job man!!!

I hope you tan better for the next comp - you look a little pale.

12 years. It's all good, without her I wouldnt have anything to complain about.

I think people wanting to fight should be shot. I mean only those people who want to fight me - and someone else shoots them. I'm no murderer.

I wish I lived alone. I move from room to room, but my wife always finds me. I hate that woman.

Damn, that's called a vacation!

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Why ask? Pounce upon her and overwhelm her with your wit and charm.

Dont drink the milk if you win. It's well known they dont homogenize it.