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Welcome Auriflex - please radiate your wisdom like uranium radiates that radiation stuff! It's good to be the king. Gimme some sugar baby.

I like Pudgy Wudgy the Love Slave......who else has any? :p

Unrequited love means that you don't owe any money afterwards. To me, that is unrequited love.

Presser asked me to find out, because he's embarassed. Also - what's the best way to ask a girl out. I want to know, because I have this whole shy thing going on.

Stone Sour - Bother Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I...

You must all let us know how the married life is. Everything you ever wanted? Nothing different? Who looks the worst first thing in the morning? Who does the cooking? Don't be selfish hermits - share your life with the rest of us. And Presser, my offer of a fair trade for SF is still on...

I feel empty and cold. Tell me a story to warm my heart, and set my imagination afire.

Mule competed. And a new worlds record was set by someone (cant remember his name - he was the current WR holder though) 825lbs This guy eats 12k calories a day he said.....damn.

My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me. I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it.

I think the only thing I didnt eat was a ring-ding. My tummy hurty.:( Someone come rub my tummy.

I should have never baked these chocolate chip cookies. Forgive me father for I am about to sin some more. And again when I wake up for a snack. Maybe in the morning if anything is left. :(

Sweet dreams you lifters and liftettes!:p

I did not eat five peanut butter cookies tonight!

I couldnt have done it without my yoga instructor, and my 7th grade math teacher. Both were instrumental in my overall mental and spiritual development. None of you helped me, but I harbor no bitterness. Unlike the fugitives in my basement. Ok, I call them 'fugitives from the law', but they...

I just felt like sharing. Then I ate some ice cream. Maybe. Don't throw stones at my glass house, instead, try and help me clean those buggers.

I was at a lake party, on this large deck at the edge of the water. I was kneeling looking down into the lake water, and suddenly I hear a womans voice behind me, "Hey". I turn my head and Spanish Fly is there smiling, then I turn a little more and Presser appears in my vision, frightening me...

Some of you remember me. Some dont. Either way - I love you all.

Mmmm. Beautiful white gems. Make pain go away.....make me sleepy.... Mmmmm:p

and I see the most gorgeous woman come out of a store right in front of me, and walk in front of me about 5 feet away. Right away I said "Oh My!", but you know, she didnt even have the decency to acknowledge my lewd and disrespectful behavior. It's a sad day when catcalls and comments go...

To tell a married woman to leave her husband and become my love slave? I'm stuck at the part where I introduce myself - thanks.