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Study Suggests Oprah Winfrey Causes Mental Stress SEDONA, Ariz. (Wireless Flash) -- If you're stressed to your limits, Oprah Winfrey may be to blame. According to a new study conducted for a new self-help book, "The Sedona Method" (Sedona Press), 5 percent of Americans claim they are "so...

October 22, 2003 - Wireless Flash New Device Allows Gals To Pee Like Guys HOUSTON (Wireless Flash) -- Two twin sisters from Houston have created a device which allows women to do something Mother Nature never intended: Pee while standing up. Retirees Vivian Lipman and Joyce Nimetz were inspired...

1833 FORNICATION LAW OVERTURNED ATLANTA, GA -- The Georgia Supreme Court has struck down a 170-year-old law that made it a crime for unmarried people to have sex. The ruling came in the case of Jesse McClure, a 16-year-old boy discovered having sex with his girlfriend in the bedroom of her...

Florida Teacher In Trouble Over Condom On Banana A Florida teacher is facing the sack after getting pupils to put a condom on a banana while Christmas carols played in the background. Colin Nicholas says the lesson was designed to show pupils at Gulf Coast High School in Naples how to...

Just wanting to know what is everyones favorit ice cream. I think Mine is strawberry (as long as it has real strawberrys in it) My second favorit is chocolate chip cookie dough.

I was suppose to go to carrowinds with Harvey on Saturday, but I don't think we are going. I think I am too sick to go. I think maybe we will go to see a movie instead.

OK ladies, here is what Harvey and myself came up with for a new workout routine, what do you think? I was doing high reps before, we thought it would be a good idea to go to heavier weights for fewer reps for a while. The idea is either the weight or # of reps has to increase each week. I'm...

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last...

When I get big, fat, and juicy... There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you...

I just had to post this, I found it funnny

http://www.humorbomb.com/MemoryGame.html hope this works, pretty fun

Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vagina/vulva with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice, and dedication to get it right, but any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it. What applies to the penis applies to...

The best position for this very sensuous cocksucking movement is kneeling over your partner. If he is on his back kneel between his legs, or kneel in front of your partner while he stands. I like this position because the cock feels thicker in your mouth and throat and you have complete freedom...

Morning after It's the morning after the honeymoon, and the wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover." The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?" My dog named "sex" Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex." He is a great pal, but he...

Here are a few suggestions for those of choose to shave their nether regions: 1. If you have long pubic hairs, trim hair with clippers or scissors before using a razor to shave in close. Electric clippers are best for this purpose. 2. Take a very long, warm bath beforehand. 3. Before applying...

Is anyone going to dress up for halloween? I think my friend is having a party I want to dress like a sexy school girl but Harvey may not be here to enjoy it :(

can you belive we finally got 2 pages here in the sex, love, and dating forum! WOO HOO :)

POEM # 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I (GOOD STUFF) > > > >What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > >Juan on Juan. > > > >What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? > >The position of the dirt bag. > > > >Why is divorce so expensive? > >Because it's worth it. > > > >Why...

I just have to ask if this seems right to any of you. About 2 or 3 weeks ago my uncle got into a car accident. THis girl was going about 80mph in a 35mph she hit my uncles truck head on he was in the back of the truck. When she hit him he flipped out and his truck ran him over. (he was on...