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  1. notacow

    Anal procedure

    duh.. I agree. There's nothing like a nice pussy. (btw - nice pun :D
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    Anal procedure

    A fine bit of porno, but in the end, a total load of shit. The only girls I fucked up the ass were either: 1) drunk beyond belief. 2) on qualuudes (this is the best way). 3) drunk and on vallium. 4) so dulled by antidepressants that they can't come any other way. I'd guess that 5) dulled by...
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    Anyone with Kids ever get busted DOING it?

    That happend to me when I was 10. It took me many years to figure it out. Decades later, while comparing notes with my sister - she saw that to. "Why is mommy sitting on daddy while naked?". I can't say we were scarred, just confused. LOL.
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    Vote Vote Vote

    Today is the day that you should vote for ... whatever. As Nike sez - just do it.
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    using microwave to heat products

    Patience, padawan learner. Microwave is too uncontrolled.
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    liquid measurement

    syringe
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    New to the site..

    Bro, your circumspection is cracking me up. But that's good. There's no need to be overt here. Buying raw materials, in any business, is always a problem. It doesn't matter if it's from next door or halfway around the world. My experience is that I have sometimes obtained the totally wrong thing...
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    Colour of tren?

    I do believe that exposure to oxygen and heat causes tren to get darker. This would be bad news because it would mean darker = weaker (decomposed). I'd have to do some experiments to be sure. I've heated tren to 250 for 45 min and it didn't get very dark, but it was sealed in a vial. I've left...
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    Other discssion boards

    Basskiller is an old friend so I'd have to mention: www.worldclassbodybuilding.com
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    protein synthesis,catabolisim and rest

    I always keep some isolate in the fridge. (I like it lemon flavored, but banana is good too). I have this strange habit of waking up hungry at 3 and and having 8 oz of skim milk with 8 oz of isolate (25g of isolate). It really hits the spot. And now, thank you very much, I know why!!! It also...
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    Single, Married, significant other?

    Divorced from my step-class-teaching-slut. Oops, do I sound bitter? :-)
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    Notacow is back.

    It's been two years. It seems everyone just went along without me!! :-) ha ha. It's good to see my password still works. Hi presser, how have you been?
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    Powder Conversion Instructions

    It's crashed. Are you sure it's test cyp that you got? Did you measure it right? If it's more cyp and less oil than the recipe it will crash. Try putting it in a cup of hot water. It should melt again and you can use it. If you like you can open the bottle, add more oil, and re-filter into a new...
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    Lance Armstrong

    Lance had testicle cancer. He had one removed. My dad had that. What you get is a prescription for test. Think about being a mormon-dude in a situation like that. For hime it's all about medicine, not drugs. He has an excuse.
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    If you could pick 2 women...

    I would never in a million years have thought of it, but since some sick person mentioned it, I'd have to say: "Yea, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen".
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    MP3 Players

    #1) Get one with expandable memory. The memory that comes with the unit is useless and will be outdated in less than a year. You want to get some cheap memory at ebay (or whereever). I like to have at least 256 mb. #2) Choose what kind of memory you want. If you have a camera that uses "Compact...
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    HGH and age????

    If you're old enough to have that much money.........
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    The Rules

    My wife sent this to me. Read it and weep. [ NOTE: If you are male and somehow think this is a joke, you are delusional and have never been married.] 1) The female always makes "The Rules"! 2) "The Rules" are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3) No male is not...
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    How do you Drink your Water

    I keep 2.5 gallon dispenser in the fridge, a 2.5 gallon dispenser on the counter (wife likes it room temp) and another 2.5 gallon dispenser in the garage fridge. I refill them (constantly it seems) from a reverse-osmosis purifier. We have all sizes of brand name water bottles all over the place...
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    Any of you men ever go shopping with a woman?

    Yep, that's what I do. You know, back in the day, Eddie Murphy used to do this standup comedy routine where he'd get to talking about how much money he had and how much it would cost him to get married. Then he'd yell "ain't no pussy worth 2 million dollars!!!" Guess what. Eddie Muphy is now...
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