Been Jacking off about 3 times daily now

Ok bro, I bought a case of baby wipes..is that better? lol
This reminds me of that episode of Family guy where quagmire discovers internet porn and doesn't leave his house for a week.
 
eewwww, lol, if ever their was a reason to wear a condom during masturbating that would be it! lol, clean your act up man!!! lmao
Oh I always do the safe jacking off too, you never know where that left hand of mine has been!! But in the end, like in the movies, the ol condom comes off and I give my hand the money shot!!!
 
How do you think he has been? Poor guy has a limp dick and hearing that his gear he is on may be just vegetable oil?
 
And here i thought i was the weird one with a horny dick all day long while on IGF-lR3. some days it is pure torture until the wifey allows me a release. i just hate to jerk off by myself. there is no soul in that act. i am big on the post-orgasmic bliss and cuddling.
 
2 at most.
And 1 or 2 on nest.
Trest ace and cabar though...
And she wonders why it's thick and not much cum.
White!!! Lmao!!!
I get her to send me teasers, photos and play sometimes..
Been awhile maybe that will stop her crap...
She starts when I leave for work and sorry before I get home.
But it's fun when I mess with her and she deny's her play.
I got to dirty towels and pull out and say really!!
She bought me some KY to keep in work locker years ago.
Lmao!!! Baby u need a video send onfun.
On way home once in drive way text
Cum inside she says!! Gotta get her spirits up again stop harassing me about rock load needed in drive way...
 
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damn brutha, that sucks hard dick (pun intended) lol, and why are you having issues while on propionate? Ive had deca dick before! even had tren dick once from the prolactin buildup I'm guessing lol, idk but i been there brutha, its a hard(lol) thing to deal with lol, seriously sucks,

but whats worse is when you do have a sex drive and your horny as fuck all and then can't get hard, now imagine that shit! Now thats torture, at least you don't have a sex drive to go along with your limp noodle! See ole presser always finds the silver lining brutha! lmao

Or you start crying because you cum before you can get a hard-on.
 
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