My wifes homemade pizza... not good tonight guys

[first blood]

My wife usu makes a good pizza and healthy too!

But tonight it was just a big ball of dough. She said it was horrible and threw her piece away and I said it was great and ate a shit ton of it. I figured it would make her happy but all she realized is that I will eat anything... Remember the scene from Jaws when they cut the sharks abdomen open and a boot and a license plate came out? Thats me. LOL

Anyway, I feel like shit now. Like all weak and bloated hahha.

Thats all I got tonight, Im gonna go watch tv with my distended belly now.

 

[Millennial Monster]

Those pizza crusts sure can puff up and rise on you. Before you know it you are eating pizza bread. Now more importantly we need pics of usu! And don't hold back you sonofabitch!

 

[IronJulius]

its probably better than the pizza hut i ate last night lol and its great having a woman cook for you

 

[Presser]

my wife made a pizza from scratch last night for the first time ever! from a ball of dough she made decent looking Margarita Pizza, i didn't have any , but it looked alright, i guess yesterday was Pizza day lol

 

[first blood]

It is great having a woman cook for you! And my wife eats healthy so that works out. !

Presser, how do you do it? Your wife sitting thr enjoying all the pizza to herself and you on the other side of the room with some broccoli! LOL!

Well that was my last of anything like that for a while cause Im on now. Gotta be dedicated ! Hopefully I will have your discipline !

 

[Get_Swole]

Pizza sounds great, my girl made baked fish steamed veggies and sweet potatoes. Keeping it clean for another few months, maybe a slice this weekend

 

[charliebigspuds]

If my wife made food and i did not eat it....it would be me in the pot next..

 

[Presser]

It is great having a woman cook for you! And my wife eats healthy so that works out. !

Presser, how do you do it? Your wife sitting thr enjoying all the pizza to herself and you on the other side of the room with some broccoli! LOL!

Well that was my last of anything like that for a while cause Im on now. Gotta be dedicated ! Hopefully I will have your discipline !

nah my wife eats healthy to, the pizza was some garbage healthy version she likes lol,