footballcat
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Mine would be a Telephone book, my dad throw at me from 20 feet, gave me a pretty bad concusion, i was puking
Worse thing you have been in the head with
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BigDumbAss
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I use to smash my head into lockers and and the brick walls in the locker room during football season, but I've been stupid from a young age so it never really hurt... I hit my brother in the head with a frying pan once, but he's a little bastard
cybersteffan
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Nobody has ever hit me in the head... that's just plain suicidal...hahah...lol... 
... kinda strange question really
... kinda strange question really
highlandgamer
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Rocks, on a couple different occasions
Once a friend threw a rock from about 75ft away. He jsut lobbed it up in the air and it hit me square on the top of the head. Put me on the ground and it felt like it was the size of a basketball.
Other time I was running a jack hammer attached to a bobcat. I put it down to break a piece of concrete and it shot a rock about hte size of a quarter right into my eye. I always wore safety glasses and just had to break a little piece off of a corner. I couldn' t find any glasses so just did it without them. That one was real scary cause it caused both eyes to spasm and I couldn't open either one of them for about five minutes. Both eyes were watering uncontrollably and that was no good cause it was about 20* outside so the tears were freezing my eyes closed.
Once a friend threw a rock from about 75ft away. He jsut lobbed it up in the air and it hit me square on the top of the head. Put me on the ground and it felt like it was the size of a basketball.
Other time I was running a jack hammer attached to a bobcat. I put it down to break a piece of concrete and it shot a rock about hte size of a quarter right into my eye. I always wore safety glasses and just had to break a little piece off of a corner. I couldn' t find any glasses so just did it without them. That one was real scary cause it caused both eyes to spasm and I couldn't open either one of them for about five minutes. Both eyes were watering uncontrollably and that was no good cause it was about 20* outside so the tears were freezing my eyes closed.
mailboxkillR
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Golf ball hit by a baseball bat. I was about 15 feet away and knocked me back 4 feet and flat on my ass they friggin wigged when I walked into the E.R. It was so swolen after the stitches that I wasn't allowed to go to school for 2 weeks cause I scared all the kids. Hey maybe thats what happened to me.
Gear101*
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well which time.. LOL
1) my older bother hit me with a YARD DART (4 stitches)
2)Elbow above the eye in a basketball game (6 stitches)
3)Kick by a deer above other eye (10 stickes) that one hurt
4)Older bother pushed me into a corner of a wall (15 stitches)
a) broke that open riding my big wheel.. ran into bumper of car (another 15 stickes)
b) older sister pushed my down and hit head on front stoop of house and broke it open again ( another 15 stitches)
5) Playing in cars when i was younger ran into a mirror on a car (3 stitches)
and that's just on my head
1) my older bother hit me with a YARD DART (4 stitches)
2)Elbow above the eye in a basketball game (6 stitches)
3)Kick by a deer above other eye (10 stickes) that one hurt
4)Older bother pushed me into a corner of a wall (15 stitches)
a) broke that open riding my big wheel.. ran into bumper of car (another 15 stickes)
b) older sister pushed my down and hit head on front stoop of house and broke it open again ( another 15 stitches)
5) Playing in cars when i was younger ran into a mirror on a car (3 stitches)
and that's just on my head
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Choke03
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I cought a straight right, left hook combo last night and my jaw is still not ligning up properly. Not the worst shots ever, but damn I am in some pain, thank god for MRP's I can't chew for shit.
footballcat
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3)Kick by a deer above other eye (10 stickes) that one hurt
how the hell did this happen
how the hell did this happen
unbreakable001
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Got in a car accident and was nearly scalped. Doctors quit counting stitches after they got to 100.
Hit my head on a wondow air conditioner and got 6 stitches on the top of my head.
Hit my chin on a fireplace when I fell. Got three stitches.
Hit my head on a wondow air conditioner and got 6 stitches on the top of my head.
Hit my chin on a fireplace when I fell. Got three stitches.
was riding on the hood of a car doing donuts in high school.....decided to just "get off the car" before it stopped....not sure how fast we were going though......I do remember that nice weightless feeling for a second....THE WHAM....my head and right shoulder met the asphalt......No stitches and only a little gravel embedded in my shoulder.......prolly had a concussion but my head is like a rock
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buffgrandpa
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Hmmm, Gear101, I think that explains some things. I would love to hear that deer story though. LMAO
I would love to hear that deer story though. LMAO
Gear101*
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me and a friend stop one night coming home from a JV Football game when i was a Junior.. saw a deer with a broken front leg.. stopped to pick it up and help it.. got it onto the tailgate of the truck and the little sucker started kicking.. popped me right in the eye.. about 1/2 inched above the right eye...
yard darts.. who would have known throwing 5lbs if sharpened steel into the air with kids playing would be dangerous.. well just don't play on a winded day or my brother.. he still can throw worth a shit to this day.. and i think i was winning when he hit me too..
yard darts.. who would have known throwing 5lbs if sharpened steel into the air with kids playing would be dangerous.. well just don't play on a winded day or my brother.. he still can throw worth a shit to this day.. and i think i was winning when he hit me too..
totallybuffed
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Well i guess this is more or less me hitting myself in the head with something but it still hurt! - one time on the job i was running back to the truck to make a quick exit and jumped straight up and head first into the roof of the truck
Lets just say the exit wasnt too quick after that !
Lets just say the exit wasnt too quick after that !
highlandgamer
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Almost forgot abou this one.
We went to WeFest(coutry music festival in MN, I'm not a country music fan but I am a fan of lots fo drunk chicks)anyway, we were playing football in the shallow waters of the lake and I was chasing this guy who had the ball. He cut back on me and I lunged at him at the same time. I smashed heads with him and we just kept playing. then my vision got all cloudy and he started laughing and pointing at me. Half my face was covered in blood.
People started freaking out cause it looked like someone slashed half my face open. I only needed five stitches but the patch they put over it didn't hurt a bit on the getting laid mission
We went to WeFest(coutry music festival in MN, I'm not a country music fan but I am a fan of lots fo drunk chicks)anyway, we were playing football in the shallow waters of the lake and I was chasing this guy who had the ball. He cut back on me and I lunged at him at the same time. I smashed heads with him and we just kept playing. then my vision got all cloudy and he started laughing and pointing at me. Half my face was covered in blood.
People started freaking out cause it looked like someone slashed half my face open. I only needed five stitches but the patch they put over it didn't hurt a bit on the getting laid mission
GetnBigr
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those are some good stories...... i got hit in the head with a pool stick onetime by my brother, which was immediately followed by a fight....
another time, I took a brick in the head just to win a damn game (it was accidental, didn't expect the brick to hit me)
oh, when I was little ( 3 ) i was bouncing on a hipidy hop (big rubber ball with handles) off my neighbors porch, well they had these huge boulders around the porch, needless to say I busted my head open on one of those big rocks.
another time, I took a brick in the head just to win a damn game (it was accidental, didn't expect the brick to hit me)
oh, when I was little ( 3 ) i was bouncing on a hipidy hop (big rubber ball with handles) off my neighbors porch, well they had these huge boulders around the porch, needless to say I busted my head open on one of those big rocks.
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WeirdAl
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I got hit in the head with a chinese throwing star. Luckily, just a glancing blow, and not too bad. Didn't even need stitches.
johnnyboy845
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got hit in the back of the head with a half full 40oz bottle of beer. Never saw it coming. A friend of the guy who's ass I was kicking
hit me from behind. He slapped an old girlfriend of mine and he had to get an asskicking. The bottle didnt break and it sounded like a gunshot when it hit my head Blood all over the place and then 3 more of his friends piled on.. but the jackass ended up on the bottom. Then they all stomped and kicked my ass... cant win them all even @ 6'2" and 250lbs at the time a few years ago.When it was all done he got up and threw the bottle from 10' away right at my face.. and I dont know how but I blocked it with my hand like some kung foo champ(a little help from the big guy upstairs) and they just walked away in amazement.. that bottle would have torn my face apart
hit me from behind. He slapped an old girlfriend of mine and he had to get an asskicking. The bottle didnt break and it sounded like a gunshot when it hit my head
Blood all over the place and then 3 more of his friends piled on.. but the jackass ended up on the bottom. Then they all stomped and kicked my ass... cant win them all even @ 6'2" and 250lbs at the time a few years ago.When it was all done he got up and threw the bottle from 10' away right at my face.. and I dont know how but I blocked it with my hand like some kung foo champ(a little help from the big guy upstairs) and they just walked away in amazement.. that bottle would have torn my face apartSimilar threads
