cybersteffan
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Girls... no flaming intended whatsoever!!! Just thought it was rather funny!
Sorry if it's a bit rusty, I translated this from a Dutch text.
In one of our major cities there will very soon open a drive-through bank. It’s a system where you can fulfill all your banking needs from out of your car. The bank which has come up with the idea has spread a folder explaining how to do things.
A) for men:
drive your car until you're next to the machine.
Open your window
Put your credit card in the machine
Enter your pin-code
Select the amount you want
Take the money
Take the receipt
Drive on through
B) for women:
drive your car until you're next to the machine
restart the stalled engine
drive a bit back-wards until you’re next to the machine again
open the window
empty your purse on the drivers seat
search for your card
check the mirror to see if your make-up is still fine
get out of your car since it’s parked way to far from the machine
try to stick your card in the machine
take the card back and enter it the other side up
search your purse for your notebook where you have written down your pin-code
type in your pin-code
re-enter the correct pin-code
and again (last try)
select the right amount
take the money
walk to your car
go back to get the receipt
walk to your car again
empty your purse again to find your wallet to put the money in
check your make-up again
drive on
stop and drive two meters back
get out again and take your card out of the machine
get back in
check your make-up again
restart the stalled engine
drive for about 3 to 4 miles
then turn off the handbrake
drive on
Sorry if it's a bit rusty, I translated this from a Dutch text.
In one of our major cities there will very soon open a drive-through bank. It’s a system where you can fulfill all your banking needs from out of your car. The bank which has come up with the idea has spread a folder explaining how to do things.
A) for men:
drive your car until you're next to the machine.
Open your window
Put your credit card in the machine
Enter your pin-code
Select the amount you want
Take the money
Take the receipt
Drive on through
B) for women:
drive your car until you're next to the machine
restart the stalled engine
drive a bit back-wards until you’re next to the machine again
open the window
empty your purse on the drivers seat
search for your card
check the mirror to see if your make-up is still fine
get out of your car since it’s parked way to far from the machine
try to stick your card in the machine
take the card back and enter it the other side up
search your purse for your notebook where you have written down your pin-code
type in your pin-code
re-enter the correct pin-code
and again (last try)
select the right amount
take the money
walk to your car
go back to get the receipt
walk to your car again
empty your purse again to find your wallet to put the money in
check your make-up again
drive on
stop and drive two meters back
get out again and take your card out of the machine
get back in
check your make-up again
restart the stalled engine
drive for about 3 to 4 miles
then turn off the handbrake
drive on
