*kinky grin*

Sachet

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Wankee Doodle


Wankee Doodle came to town,
He was hung just like a pony;
Dropped his pants and his prick fell off
Seems it was a phoney!


:D
 
Mary had a little~


Mary had a little ram
She also had a bull
Three horses and an Elephant
She has no shame at all



She had them here
She had them there
She had not a shred of morality
'Cos Mary was a pervert & into bestiality
 
*:p@winnie*
If you ever have kids, don't remember these!

*lmao*


Three blind guys, three blind guys
See how they run, see how they run
They each ran off with a farmer's wife
Who cut off their peckers with a carving knife
You've never seen such a sight in your life
As three blind guys.. three blind guys..
 
Jack be Off

Jack be nimble

Jack be Quick

Jack's one for the ladies

He's got a big prick



Jack be agile

Jack be strong

Jack's got one that's

Seven foot long



Jack be popular

Jack be trendy

Jack's massive willy

Is long and so bendy



Jack be running

Up the Hill

Jack got caught out

By his lovely wife Jill
 
*LMAO!*
Can't leave out the Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe!
Last one winnie, cross my heart :D


There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
Had so many young men friends and knew just what to do,
She teased them, then pleased them,
Alone.. or in a crew,
And didn't stop coming until they were through!
 
There once was a man from Trent
His dick was so long that it Bent
To save himself Trouble
He stuck it in Double
Instead of cumming
He went
 
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