Masturbating

bigshug

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I can't believe no one's started a thread about how many times a day they masturbate.....so I'll be "that guy"

At LEAST 3 times a day.....every day - cycle's ending this Sat, so that number will probably drop to around 1-2 times a day in about 3 weeks:D

What? It's mine. I can do anything I want to with it.....including beating the 'lil focker like it owes me money:D
 
when on its twice a day on average, but when clean, once. I used to be a little more hardcore before, but chaffing (sp?) aint fun:D
 
Now you being my best friend and all...I really didn't need to know all of that. I will never be able to look at you the same again. You dissapoint me, only 3 times a day!

Come on man KILL SOME KITTENS:satan:
 
oh man...good thing this shit is not real....and i can hide behind a computer....mayb once or twice per day...depending on the day
 
Depends on how much time I have without others around. My wife gets pissed when she sees me. If I was alone all day... probably about every 15-20 minutes I'd be slappin it around.
However... since my wife doesn't work at the moment and is ALWAYS around... basically I can only do it at work...

which in and of itself is interesting... since there is a young Japanese woman in my office. kind of have to do it on the sly. Clean up gets interesting too.


hahahahaha. Did I say that out loud?

-j69
 
I'm a morning gal & wake up horny ;)
I can't think of a better way to start the day!

Someone once told me that I probably have my erotic dreams at the end of my dream cycle at night..
If I don't do my morning ritual, I end up going to work horny & undressing every contractor who walks through my office with my eyes and I KNOW they sense it :rolleyes:
 
1,2,3 times a day you guys are dull ! hell when I was 16 I felt it my duty do do it atleast 6 times a day, now that I am on test 11years later! shit I am hitting the 5 times a day mark now even when I have sex once or twice I still jerk off 3 to 4 times a day ! test is some good ass shit !
 
bigshug said:
......I really think I'm sharing too much info with you people

Big shug does the little lady know this? Is she not willing to do it 3 times a day.

Cuz when I lived w/ my gf we used to fuck 5 times a day for two years straight and I think I never masterbated during that period.
I cannot remember it a few years ago.

Morning sex, lunch sex, afternoon sex, after diner sex & bed time or midnight sex. SHe had such a sweet hot little box that I'd get hard every time I'd look at her.

If you got it use it right? She was so attractive to me that I could shoot and stay hard and keep going. This amazed her, and I gave her the credit for it told her it never happened w/ anyone else. She did not believe me.

Now a days I masturbate everytime I hear from Sachet or Nicole.

LMAO, this way it is not to often and the pipes still get emptied.
 
No the wife doesn't know....funny thing was, we were at a party one night and the subject came up and I heard her telling her friends, "Oh no, [bigshug] doesn't do THAT."

If I told her, she'd roll up her nose and say how gross it was....
 
Bigshug-Is she willing to have sex 3 times a day?

Because if she is I'll come over............and while you masturbate.....................lmao, nah j/k man.
 
Armageddon said:
2 kinds of people in this world liars and masterbaters which are you

Does this include all women too?

For instance is it possible that while big shug is sneaking around masterbating so is his wife?
 
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