Golf joke

> > A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
> > The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball
> > headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
> >
> > Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped
> > his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded
> > to roll around in evident agony.
> >
> > The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
> > She explained that she was a physical therapist:
> > "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
> > relieve
> > your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
> >
> > "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes,"
> > he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still
> > clasping his hands together at his crotch.
> > But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
> >
> > She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
> > she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside.
> > She began to massage him.
> > She then asked him. "How does that feel?"
> >
> > To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

I thought that one was good. I think you scarred people off with the 'golf" title.

What's up, nobody likes golf? Fun as hell if you ask me.

Good joke. Thanks for the laugh.

That was a good one Scorpio, I'll have to golf more often. If you can call what I do golf.

golf involves lots of beer, right??

yep, and lies... lots of lies

I think there's a ball or something also.

And funny pants, you can't forget the pants!

I just gotta remember to pull my socks down when I wear shorts.

LOL, or choke will bust your balls.

Yeah, he's my fashion guru.

I played my first round of the season last weekend, It was so terrible I about cried