Need help with my pecker

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Elmoduplaya

New member

• May 13, 2003

• #1

Ok, everytime I am at the Gym and I see a girl. My winner gets harder than Chinesse Algebra. Worst thing is I wear sweat pants so I have to remain seated until it goes away. It can mess with my work out. I've tried imagining playing naked twister with the Golden Girls. It does not work. I am even thinking of tying my shlong on my thi with a sock.

 

juggalo

New member

• May 13, 2003

• #2

LMAO.you need to punch the one eyed clown more and show him who's boss.

 

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Elmoduplaya

New member

• May 13, 2003

• #3

lol! tried it bro.. but no use. I mean, when I am home alone and I am about to jerk off. I grab my manhood. I look at it and I tell it, "YOU CAN SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO". I would think that would put it to rest for a while. But I guess my little soldier needs more thumpin b4 it quits pumpin. Any one else

 

elemental

New member

• May 13, 2003

• #4

this is too funny. lmao. take some prozac. i here that kills your sex drive

 

elemental

New member

• May 13, 2003

• #5

or lotsa fina which would benefit more

 

LA

New member

• May 13, 2003

• #6

Ok, I'm on dnp & fina. Which means I'm hot, sweaty and pissed.

Can someone tell me why this post is in the anabolic discussion forum?

 

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scorpio

Guest

• May 13, 2003

• #7

Because I was working on it and you type faster than I.

 

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Choke03

Guest

• May 13, 2003

• #8

DNP and Fina. Your one angry mofo about now.

 

poopoo

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• May 13, 2003

• #9

lmao, this is funny

 

gander

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• May 13, 2003

• #10

I say just get up and walk around like nothin's happnin'. Maybe knock some weights off the weight holder with it or hang a 2 1/2 on it and pretend your workin' it out.

 

gander

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• May 13, 2003

• #11

Fuck em'..................... if any one says anything, explain to them that it's a muscle too!!!

 

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Choke03

Guest

• May 13, 2003

• #12

Bro, just ask the hotties if they want to work some full contact cardio, maybe you rejected no biggie, move to the next one.

 

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Elmosback

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• May 13, 2003

• #13

LOL!!! HOLLY SHIT, YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!!

 

Sachet

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• May 13, 2003

• #14

I think it's his sweat pants

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• May 13, 2003

• #15

u need to have relations with ur gf more often

 

juggalo

New member

• May 13, 2003

• #16

get a belt and strap it to your waist....just don't do any crunches or leg raises.

 

sugaa

New member

• May 14, 2003

• #17

Strap it to his waist???lol