random, entertaining stories

I was getting some post workout simple carbs at the mall (little bulk candy store) and drinking a protein shake, and the kid behind the counter asked if I was a wrestler. I assume he meant a pro wrestler (with my hair and all), since I'm too old to be mistaken for a high school or college wrestler, imo. Anyway, the kid was a high school wrestler. I thought it was funny! I was in a tank top, at the mall with my kids at the time.

And the other day, I was walking with a dr who's a co-worker of mine... He was asking me about my arthritis in my shoulder. I told him it had just started acting up again (didn't tell him I just stopped deca)... He asked if I was considering surgery, I said not at this point, I had a cortisone shot ~6 months ago, and that had kept things in check for pretty long. He said "Yeah, steroids are good!" I said "Yeah", but wanted to say "You have no idea!"

I go to a lot of professional sporting events in Philly-I have several good friends who play or played for the Eagles and Flyers so I sit with them a lot. People recognize them and ask them and myself for our autographs(I always sign my real name).

I was squating and i was doing 350x6 reps at the college weight room. I had one week left on my fina, i was feeling like a horse, a few kids were behind me, watching, my spotter heard them. Hes on steriods, theres no way anyone can do that amount of weight

I have a friend that played pro football, He went to Boston College so whenever the Cowboy's played the Giants there would be a little private BC reunion I would go to. Calvin Martin, Deossie, Neil Iton etc. so this one time we all (Mike Irving, Darryl Johnston & Danny Kannell were there to) end up at a strip club, the owner set us up in the VIP room, all night - food, woman, drinks it was the night of a lifetime for me and just another ordinary day for them. The life these ballers live is off the hook !!!!