The Hormone hostage

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his life in his own hands!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good laugh! Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.

That is so true.

i love it.
i showed my girl the one you wrote yesterday...i won't show her this one.

Thats good

*lmao*

I'm sending that to my bro in laws

"I've always loved you in that robe"....funny shit, man

funny but true

How true! Sad................

how true,... Have some chocolate! LMAO

im not sure if any of those are safe were I live. I tried to tell you in earlier post that she was crazy............... But the sad thing is I think thats why I like her so much!!! or it could be the fact that she is byeeeeee. got to love it!!! she has more game then me!