I wish I could take credit for this but, I can't. This is from my freind that just finished his first cycle. Hilarious!! It's his ten commandments.
1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's gear
2. Thou shalt not bridge
3. Thou shalt not train volume
4. Thou shalt not train each body part more than once every 6 days unless on a cycle.
5. Thou shalt not use a machine or bench as a rest station while someone is waiting
6. Thou shalt not use shaping exercises
7. Thou shalt not buy fitness magazines
8. Thou shalt not use deca without stacking it with Test.
9. Thou shalt never use Omnadren again
10. Thou shalt never use the Juice in Veins.
1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's gear
2. Thou shalt not bridge
3. Thou shalt not train volume
4. Thou shalt not train each body part more than once every 6 days unless on a cycle.
5. Thou shalt not use a machine or bench as a rest station while someone is waiting
6. Thou shalt not use shaping exercises
7. Thou shalt not buy fitness magazines
8. Thou shalt not use deca without stacking it with Test.
9. Thou shalt never use Omnadren again
10. Thou shalt never use the Juice in Veins.
