Need help with GAS!!!!

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bigjosh

MC Vet
I just started a new diet and part of it is eating 4 shakes a day each containing 12 egg whites. I eat 12 egg whites upon waking up, 12 before I go to the gym, 12 after my workout, and 12 before bed. The only problem is is that I have horrible gas. I mean DEADLY. I could handle it if it didn't smell so bad. I can hardly handle being at work cuz I have to sneak off to let one rip,,,lol. Are there any supps that can help with this? I've been taking 48egg whites in ED for nearly 3 weeks and still TERRIBLE gas everyday... would something like ginger root help?

Any info is greatly appreciated,,,bigjosh
 
LOL- with you bro, I get the same problem. I clear out rooms at work. I've tried bean-o and it worked some.
 
I should add that it works well enough to were the fellas at work bought me a bottle.
 
Imodium AD will get the job done. You may also want to try spooning fiber down.
 
Damn, I've had horrible gas on my contest diet, too. I never considered the eggs (only 8 per day), I figured it was the metamucil, or the romaine lettuce I've been eating.
 
I've tried metamucil with moderate success. I may give some beano or immodium a try. Thanks for the input guys.

I've never smelt anything so bad as egg farts. Smells like a dead body and the shit lingers and won't go away. AWFUL,,,,lol,,,hopefully one of these will work...thanks again,,,bigjosh
 
I may be a little demented, but it puts a smile on my face to see grown men gagging and racing out of a room.
 
LOL, it cracks me up too. My family members keep telling me to quit eating eggs or move out, hahahaha. And the thing is these farts really LINGER. I'll let one rip and someone will walk in 15min later and say "did you fart?",,,,LMAO Eggs can be some nasty shit!
 
Instead have fun with it.

Step 1 try saving up all your gas just before you go to bed.
Step 2 let them rip and pull the covers over your wife/girlfriend's head.

Let her enjoy the Dutch Oven!
 
Harvey Balboner said:
Instead have fun with it.

Step 1 try saving up all your gas just before you go to bed.
Step 2 let them rip and pull the covers over your wife/girlfriend's head.

Let her enjoy the Dutch Oven!
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I think I read your letter to Penthouse, Harvey!
 
Dutch Oven? OMG :laugh:
harv... you crack me up bro.

I might have to try eggs. Imagine, hang time and bouquet... all in one. Sounds like some high scores there.
 
I'm glad you posted this because maybe some of this will help me, when i let one go in the car my wife starts gagging and the baby starts crying and everything. lol Ever since I've been trying to get 500grams a day, its been kind of bad. Damn protein farts...
 
so now I feel more comfortable in the fact that I'm damn near thirty, and I still think farts are funny as shit
 
They wont stink as bad if you light them!!! I thought that was just a tv joke or prank until a friend of mine lit one and shot a 9 inch blue flame out of his butt. He also burned his butt hair all off. It was quite funny watching him trying to put out the burn.
 
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