Sunburn

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scorpio

Guest

• Jun 18, 2003

• #1

Sunburn


A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible
sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed
with

second degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours,
The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

 

BLEED GREEN

New member

• Jun 18, 2003

• #2

I am having a mentaL pic of this......................lol

 

Saks

New member

• Jun 18, 2003

• #3

Kinda like pitching a pup-tent

 

mailboxkillR

New member

• Jun 18, 2003

• #4

a man only snores when he sleeps on his stomach Dr. gives him viagara tell him to take it before bed. Man is puzzled wondering why viagara. Dr. says there is no way you'll be able to sleep on your stomach

 

Saks

New member

• Jun 18, 2003

• #5

Or else wake in a pool of spooge.

 

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Choke03

Guest

• Jun 18, 2003

• #6

lol

 

kossdeh

New member

• Jun 21, 2003

• #7

He he

 

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Chemical Evolution

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• Jun 22, 2003

• #8

 

sugaa

New member

• Jun 22, 2003

• #9

rotf!!!! You have really good jokes.

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Jun 22, 2003

• #10

where do u get these.

 

bigshug

New member

• Jun 22, 2003

• #11

damn, i thought this would be a thread for us pasty white guys who damn near spontaneously combust when we step into the sun.......I swear I'm a step away from becoming a vampire