Protein farts

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Jul 13, 2003

• #1

Ok, got a ?

I eat between 8-10 scoops a day, of my protein. I avg 350grams of protein a day, but i never get farts or stincky gas. i do go poopoo alot though.

Sorry bout antoher stupid post, just wondering if im abnormal

 

mailboxkillR

New member

• Jul 13, 2003

• #2

throw in a dozen egg whites and some chili then see what happens

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Jul 13, 2003

• #3

I had 8 egg whites and chilie for dinner last night, i didnt get the farts

 

rugbythug

New member

• Jul 13, 2003

• #4

I would up it myself-I try to eat till I have gas. No other way to tell if I am getting enough. Once you get gas you know.

 

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Harvey Balboner

Guest

• Jul 13, 2003

• #5

up your intake of hot sauce, mexican food, and chilli if you want to increase your gas. then lock your girl in the dutch oven.

 

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IronRhino

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #6

You lucky soul

I was using some cheaper brands of protein and began to get the worst gas at the most inopportune times. One night I was going at it with a gorgeous brunette when a quite one came out. Unfortunately a few moments later this thick brown cloud emerged from the sheets...killed the mood. Embarrassing as hell.

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Jul 14, 2003

• #7

I don't know what you're talking about FBC, I get gas from water. LOL

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Jul 14, 2003

• #8

well guys i get over 400grams of protein a day. I mean what else can i eat. That 1.5g per lb,

 

bigshug

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #9

any time I switch brands of protein, I usually get horrible gas for a day or so.......even at thirty, I still giggle my ass off every time I let one go

do farts ever become unfunny? I think not

 

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ready2grow

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #10

Football cat you love talking about farting and shitting, why is that, we all know you crap about 10 times a day now it is on the farts, lol

 

japan69

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #11

I fart all the time no matter what i eat... but protein just makes it smell bad. The wife loves it - especially when the smell wakes her up at night.

I'm really sorry for you, FB Cat. Farts are a great weapon. Good luck with your quest. Just keep upping the protein.

 

BLEED GREEN

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #12

I challange the fact that you don't fart! lol

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Jul 14, 2003

• #13

Well i switch protein as soon as the Schwartz labs stuff gets here. Yes i am taking the plung and trying it. I used to get the farts bad, when all i ate was protein before bed. that would make my bum burn.

Well i dont know,i think somethings wrong with me, i poop too much, and idont fart.

 

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WeirdAl

Guest

• Jul 14, 2003

• #14

romaine lettuce does a number on me

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Jul 14, 2003

• #15

still nofarting

 

Saks

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #16

fat free turkey dogs and sour kraut

 

mailboxkillR

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #17

your spinkter must be broken.

 

Saks

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #18

Dude change your avatar mailboxkiller, that's nasty!

 

mailboxkillR

New member

• Jul 14, 2003

• #19

in time my friend in time gotta get the full ride from it.

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Jul 14, 2003

• #20

no my hole works, i pooped 6 times today