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Harvey Balboner
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> #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
> #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
> #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
> let you try it out a few times.
> #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
> #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
> #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
> #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
> #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
> #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
> ...AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
> You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
> #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
> #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
> let you try it out a few times.
> #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
> #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
> #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
> #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
> #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
> #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
> ...AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
> You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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