Can You BELEIVE This.....?!?!

I'm on my way up to my friend's residence room at university today, after coming home from a hockey game (which the Leafs lost btw, grrr). We get into the elevator. There are 7 of us (all friends) plus 2 girls we dont know who are totally trashed.

We get up to the 5th floor (between 5th and 6th) and these 2 drunk idiots decide it would be a great idea to jump simletaneously to "see" if the elevator would get stuck! (great idea bitches! ugh)

So they jump, the elevator gets stuck. Perfect.

We're in there for ten minutes, twenty, thirty, still no maintenance guy (its Friday night for gods sake, poor guy is off duty!). So an hour goes by. Its so hot and there are 9 of us in this elevator.

This is where it gets good........

One of the chicks we dont know has needed to pee since we got in the elevator and decides she just cant hold it anymore. She happens to have a full beer can with her. So she cracks it, drinks it down, and proceeds to try and piss in the goddamn can!

So the other 8 of us are in shock, we turn away. We're all laughing our asses off while this girl is peeing in the corner of the elevator. She misses of course and ends up peeing all over herself and the elevator floor.

As if THAT wasnt bad enough, an hour and a half has elapsed now, her friend, the other drunk girl starts to have an asthma attack. Everyone in there freaks out, so I have to start helping this chick breathe. Now my adrenaline is kicking in.

It started off not so serious of an attack but she panicks because everyone else is freaking out. I'm trying to get everyone to calm down so this poor girl can start to breathe again when her eyes start rolling back into her head. She was in some serious trouble, we were all out of oxygen.

So I grab a phone, call 911 (again, we've been talking to them all night) and tell them we have a serious situtaion now. Meanwhile everyone is freaking out, I'm so pissed at them. It was a bad situation made much much worse. I finally get her to kind of breath with me, they pry open the door and we're between floors. So they lift her out and do what they need to do.

Meanwhile I'm sitting there in my bra because it was soo hot in there I had to take off my sweater and my friends are all spastic. One of them is even bitching and whining. I was so frustrated they couldnt be more mature in such a bad situation.

Just had to get that off my chest. PHEW

that sux.

wow you had a fun night

Yah, always how I LOVE to spend my Friday evenings. :angry:

hey we need pics of you in a bra now. So we can make a mental pic.

JK

Hey good job helping that girl out, i jump on the elavator all the time, it never gets stuck, must be that great canadian Engereering Aa

You definately have good reason to vent. I wish I had been able to change places with you and spare you the hassle... being stuck in an elevator for 1 1/2 hours with 8 college women.

(not to make light of the situation)

And Footballcat, its "eh" not "aa". Come on, you're not that far south, act like you have some brains. :laugh: (jk)

Sounds like you were a hero to that biatch.

What did the two trashed chicks look like?

sorry to hear that T82 but glad to see you came out ok

Wow Girl thats some Friday night! LOL

I think ill have to try the jumping thing if im evere alone with you in an Elevator!

sounds like SPEED 1

Sounds like you had fun! j/j

Thats good that you stepped up because those other girls wouldnt have known what to do.

T82 "my hero"!

Id love to be stuck in an elevater with you.....

I jump in the elevator all the time never got stuck(must be a guy thing) now i know better (like I'm still not gonna). Also had to po the pee thing before a long time ago in my car drinking genny 16oz's grabbed the funnel from behind the seat(car used as much oil as gas) started filling one up and oohhh shit running out of room had to cut off mid stream and grad another bottel and finish filling never knew a body could hold so much pee. Best part was I was doing it in front of a old g/f maybe thats why she's a old one lmao.
Just think of it this way it's a experiance you'll never forget and laugh about later. Btw good job helping the girl out I know how freaky asthma attacks are my daughter has anaphalitic(sp) reactions to peanuts and goes into wicked ones real scarry stuff.

Leafs must have been playing the sabres and got spanked again

Nope, the Leafs were playing the Ottawa Sens, not the Sabres!

And now I can laugh about it, just needed to vent last night!

good job staying cool- Just wondering ? why did you wait so long to pry open the doors?

rugbythug said:

good job staying cool- Just wondering ? why did you wait so long to pry open the doors?

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We didnt pry open the doors, paramedics did. Apparently their not allowed to do that mid-floor (like we were) unless there's an emergency........its frustrating to think that all could have been avoided if they just would have pried them open in the first place!

God that sounds aweful! Glad you made it out ok

Great job T82!

Great job T82 - Sounds like you were the only level headed one in the bunch! The dorm should charge the drunk who could not hold it with the cost of cleaning the elevator. Maybe that will help prevent her with being so stupid the next time. For some people unless it hits them in the wallet they never learn.

You did good girl.

Wow, that was one hell of a story!

LOL@ Badgermoon.

Stupid drunk chicks jumping when one had to piss? Idiodic to say the least. Especially with strangers that had them outnumbered by far! I can say i've done some pretty stupid things while drunk, but....well but nothing. I HAVE done some pretty stupid things while drunk lmao!