footballcat
Hardly a Newbie
Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Is that because you'll be on your knees sucking my cock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got the moustache.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick thats impossible to shake off once you shag.
Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those jeans
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Is that because you'll be on your knees sucking my cock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got the moustache.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick thats impossible to shake off once you shag.
Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those jeans
