Top 17 bumperstickers

Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
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> > > 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
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> > > 16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
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> > > 15. The proctologist called...they found your head.
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> > > 14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
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> > > 13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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> > > 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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> > > 11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
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> > > 10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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> > > 9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
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> > > 8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."
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> > > 7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
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> > > 6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
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> > > 5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
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> > > 4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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> > > 3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
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> > > 2. Hang up and drive!!
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> > > AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!
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> > > 1. Welcome to America...now speak English!!!

4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I can wish though!

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LMAO!

I like the number 1.....

Reminds me of S.O.D.

that's "Stormtrooper's of Death" for all of you non-hip folks out there who listened to Duran Duran instead of some harcore shit

Ok now those are funny. I don't like bumper stickers but a few of those I would definately put on my truck

radical_P said:

Ok now those are funny. I don't like bumper stickers but a few of those I would definately put on my truck

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Like which ones?

I like some of those -lol

The best bumper sticker i ever saw and if anyone knows where i can get one please let me know was.
A picture of elvis and it said (iam dead).
and ive seen #17

I like #16 and #9 I would definitely put them on my vehicle!!!!

#2 without a doubt-Most people can barley drive anyway, put a cellphone in their hand and it's all over

One of my favorites:

I'm not a COMPLETE idiot.....................

I'm still missing some pieces




I'd put #2 on my truck